Sporks

they kick ass

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
i wish you could get actual silverware sporks because the plastic ones aren't strong enough sometimes

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
Strode i so feel that idea i say get a company together and market that shit! So versital its like a bi-sexual cant make up its mind on what it should be!!

...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
 
i'm sure they already exist, we will probably just never find any

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
REI has titanium ones for camping that are the shit.

-word-

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
some old hick women jsut found that..' oHH MY GOD

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
taco bell has sporks

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
they need to somehow combine a spork witha knife...

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'Big Willy, are you serious? You must have four to six vaginas to create the estrogen to fuel a ignorant response like that.' - west

'buddy. honestly. longer skis. ill buy you some extentions for easter.' -Mommy, to stevexs2

 
^^ you get the standard spork but on one side you make the edges really rigged, and you have the 'sporife'

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
a spork with a serrated edge eh....simplify it and just call it a sporfe

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
sporks, foknives, knoones...it's a like a dr. suess kitchen. - - Andy Ricter Controls the Universe. it was such a good show.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
a spork witha serated edge would hurt your mouth.

Like putting a knife in your mouth

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
spork u!

if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

The 'Post a picture of a hot girl' thread needs to end, now. It is pornographic and i don't appreciate it. It even says on this site that pictures like that need to be kept out of the forums. yet they are allowed to stay up there. It makes no sense. -Change

 
sporks are the creation of god...they are the greatest thing i have ever touched my unworthy palms upon. They are the greatest utencil for everything, especially taco bell's mexican pizza, because you use the fork part to break through the hard taco shell, and you use the spoon part of it to scoop the beffy goodness up. Recently however, i was in outrage and lamentation when, i opened up my brown taco bell bag only to find a little plastic baggy. i thought to myself, 'hey, this looks alittle more convinent, ill have to get over the loss of the brown napkins', and bring white ones into my world, but whatever...Unfortunatly what i found next changed my life forever. there was a black FORK instead of the all mighty spork. I yelped, and screamed, my heart raced...i could not have taco bell with a beloved spork. I am scared to this day to reveil another fork with my taco bell. Please sporks, come back to my local taco bell.

 
it's very hard to find them in maine

Reppin' area code 207

As long as i'm alive i'ma live illegal

ESE TAKEOVER....woohoo
 
i have somthing thats cooler than a spork in my opinion. Its also called a spork, but its a speghettie fork. It has a normal fork end, but on the opisite side it has a thing you turn. When you turn it, the normal fork end also turns, twirlls if you will, so that the speghetti gets wraped around the fork for easy eating.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*
 
sporks are so cool you can eat soup with them and they kind of look like claws so u can claw people :)

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pennywise the clown lives in my closet
 
think about how much MONEY YOU COULD SAVE...no more forks or spoons...the other end could be a knife...you would only have to fill your kitchen with sporks!!!!

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
 
back at home we have SWEET sporks, my parents got this wierd norwegian silverware set as a wedding gift and the forks are all spork steeze, they're awesome. I also have to say though that the combo spork knife idea is brilliant, someone patent it now before I do

'Just once I'd like someone to call me sir without adding, you're making a scene!' - Homer
 
They're good for fighting aliens.

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

there's a war going on? I better grab my gat, I wasn't aware. -Ghostdragon

Armada

 
THIS IS THE ONE THEY USED TO SCARE AWAY THE NS ALIEN. IM SURE OF IT!

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----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
im making custom newschoolers sporks, so watch out....

-Tom

'oh but i'm so drunk. so happily have you independence day. woo.' - asac
 
who wants some sporks, im gonna buy a shitload and customize them for newschooolers...ill charge like a buck

-Tom

'oh but i'm so drunk. so happily have you independence day. woo.' - asac
 
How about no, thats a really dumb idea.

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
the fork part is too short to effectivley pick up anything, and the spoon part is limited by the fork for eating soup or cereal. I think a swiss army spoon that upon pressing a button snaps out a fork would be much more useful.

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Afterlame, fall 04

Watch The Scanners! Its unreal
 
*shshk* REQUESTING A FULL BACKROUND SEARCH FOR ACEOFSPADES, I REPEAT, ACEOFSPADES. SUSPECIOUS ACTIVITY BEING REPORTED. *sheshk*

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
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