okay i think i got a spooker story here. One time this guy got real wasted, so wasted he was like shiting his pants and throwing up every half hour. So he forgot he had this date, but he still went on it. And he ended up farting,and shiting his pants. So he was like dewd lets go to the gap(the dewd was a girl). They went, and he picked out pants and a sweater. But he mouthed to the cashier he only wanted the pants, and she seemed to understand. They took the subway back and when he went to the bathroom he threw his soiled pants out the window. When he looked in the bag, all he saw......... was A SWEATER!!! so were did the clean pants go??? spooky.