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Grammar_Nazi

Grammar_Nazi

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hey, i have a video with sick tricks like d-spins and stuff but i need to know who to send it to...so leave me your adress and ill send my video to you

 
first of all, post the video in the video section of this site, so we can see what your made of, and then send it to a bunch of companies, if anyone likes it, they will sponsor you

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
Yo i need a sponsorship to, how about it Mr. McGinnis?

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
dude on your profile it says you can only do a 360

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list

 
I'd like to find some beer sponcership

'I think I woud be laughing too hard if I had sex with a guy because gay people are so funny' - Marc Balaban (resnick)
 
Altantaski that a whole 360 more than you can do

hahaha

damn im good

1 point for me

311 is the Fuckin Shit Mutha Fucka
 
Thats dumb as hell. Pollard and Dash hardly ever do anything over 5 and they are smooth and stylie as hell. Dont rule to tell people.

Watch any movie before this season and you will see Pollard spin over 7 very few times and Dash never.

 
im down for the farp team

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
the easiest 5-step method to a quick sponsor hookup:

1. fake your suicide so everyone thinks you are dead

2. chop your dick off

3. go out and buy a whole new wardrobe of female clothes and makeup and whatnot (spring for a boob job if you can afford it, otherwise fake boobs are easy to make)

4. give yourself a new girl name and slowly introduce yourself back into the sport of skiing as a new badass chick ripper

and finally...

5. suck some reps dicks and you can get yourself sponsored

(note, you can skip straight to step 5 if you think you are a talented enough cocksucker to get a sponsorship based on fellatio alone)

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this is the life God chose for me...

c-crew like what
 
haha words of wisdom from the man himself, durrek finn

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list

 
nomensteven, you must not ski alot or some thing. Buecuse you need to beable to do a shitload more, or id been hooked up after my my first year.

 
^ so why arnt you?

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check it. i grew up a fuckin screw up, got introduced to the game, got a ounce, and fuckin blew up.
 
you could also get sponsored doing cliffs if ur good, and have quite the sack of balls, and if yor good in both, bring the park to the cliffs, and do a flat off an 80 footer, then u could prolly hook up

Shes gonna make coats out of us!
 
seward, it was kinda of a joke. BEcuse you need to beable to do alot more then that, and above all you need to know people.

 
Wow, this is the first sponsorship thread where the person actually spelled it right. Congrats. But was the all caps title really needed?

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-Ryan

www.wolfcreekski.com

I'm still waiting for the one I'm waiting for
 
joker... nice, that was the funniest thinh si've heard(or read actually) all day

~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*

start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
 
Not to rain on your party or anything but uhh...

That wasn't anything special.

You're a good skier, but I wouldn't get too carried away about sponsorship.

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
Not saying that I'm better, just that thier are a lot of unsponsored skiers out there.

And only a few sponsored ones.

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
yeah im sorry buddy, but there are a lot of amazing skiers out there that arent sponsored. a vid like that wont get you very far, your best bet is to enter some comps and talk to local shops first. with luck, you can move on from there.

 
send it anyway, its no skin off the cos bak to sponsor u, they mite only give u cheap stuuf, not free stuff

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your a post whore - johhnn
 
seriously tho send your video and 'resume' to as many compaines as u can or want, just u better be sick and not waste there time, but give it a shot, if your serious...



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What you need is a publicity stunt:

Climb the Brooklyn bridge, threaten suicide. Then grind the motherfucker.

Die.

You'll be fricken famous.

 
HAHAHAH yeah go like 30-50 feet bigger and then maybe just maybe you might be in contending.

have you not seen the new videos... X, WSKI106, Yearbook, High Five?

the people in those videos go 10 times bigger than you. they have way more steeze. they are just gods :)

you are pretty good at rails though i will complement on that my friends

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
wow someone spelt sponsorship right, I swear its a first on newschoolers.com, we are evolving!

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^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

here's the list of ways to spell 'sponsorship'

sponership

sponsership

sponcership

sponsorschip

spencership

spannnncership

spoooooonsorship

and finally,

@%%$#Ffadfkjljsdship -Flatspinner

corked double daffy 7 would be so sick -WinterParkSucks

~Tribute To Harvey have one hell of a life~

 
change the music. Whoever it is isnt even that good at what they do.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
people just have no idea what it takes to be sponsored do they?

i swear, it's like people that think since they can make a free throw and a 3-point shot every once in a while that they can play basketball in the NBA with someone like lebron james.

get a clue, just because you can do something that you have seen a so-called 'pro' do at some point does not mean you should be sponsored

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this is the life God chose for me...

c-crew like what
 
Yea dude that song is soooooo terrible. Also id try to stick your stuff before you put it on film. Good try, but that video wont get you very far, like the other guys said already.

jibba jabba
 
get good, enter the USFSO, and that right there will tell you if youre worth being sponsored

-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

P.O.S.E.R.S CREW

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21
 
my eyes are bleeding, thanks for nothing.

maybe you could be a team rider for a local shop or something, but your skiing leaves something to be desired: style, amplitude, trick vocabulary. youre better than me, but im jaust saying you wont even get a call back from any company you apply to.

if you wanna see some riders that are awsome, but not sponcered yet (i dont think) check out dead on arrival. tbirdfilms.com thats how no-name skiers should ski. live and learn, im not being harsh, im just giving an oppinion

-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

P.O.S.E.R.S CREW

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21
 
Your a good skier but you should only include the best-of-the best, cause no sponcers are goning to be impressed by sloppy switch-ups on a small homemade rail etc. Add more of your corks and d-spins cause those take a lot more skill than spinning on boxes. All that rail shit doesnt need to be in slow mo unless its really epic or steezy.

and get rid of the 'hardcore emo' music cause its really gay.

Just step it up this winter and maybe your local shop or something will hook you up.

Park Life

 
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