Sponsored by SATAN

[haley666]

So many athletes are sponsored by satan and they don't even know

 

[JibbaTheHutt]

Preach.

...or not?

 

[gnar_whal]

I lol'd

 

[the_armidilo]

lol i like her reasoning for it not beong a christan company .it has an acronym for the word fuck and an acronym for mother id like to fuck. So it cant be christan because the word fuck is satanic.

 

[Bagina]

The original bible was poorly translated so the real devils number is actually 616. Anyways lols.

 

[ABalls]

FINALLY!11!! I was waiting for another follower of the good book to point out this demonic thirst quencher!

 

[B_dot_chill]

Bottoms up.. and the devil laughs hahahahahahaha

 

[eheath]

lol what a kook

 

[.lencon]

Of course someone with "666" in their user name would post this

 

[tcgoldman]

And that is how satan works. he creates a energy drink company, sponsors a bunch of extreme sports athletes, and comes into your home in the form of an energy drink. God is sad. Logic

 

[suup]

Threads

 

[Drail]

Seems legit.

 

[Willskiforfree]

Lol

 

[SendyBrendy]

Redbull gives you wings

Monster gives you horns

 

[gapers4life]

How much fucking time does this lady have?

 

[.S.B.]

i knew it all along...

 

[Brocka_Flocka]

Shit this makes me want to drink monster now.

 

[La_Chapa]

Wow, my eyes have been closed for such a long time...

 

[The_Joker]

this makes me so angry

 

[I.Am.Lorde.]

i love maanster

 

[Goldstein]

Wake up america!

 

[hippy.]

 

[WPoch]

you took so much time to make that

 

[TomDavies]

just wait till steve hears about this….

 

[Bum.Life]

I'd much rather be sponsored by Satan than Jesus

 

[jacklong27]

I want to see what Monster has to say about this!

 

[ModMommy]

This explains everything.

 

[Caleb.E]

Almost died of laughter watching that.

 

[SnowshoeThompson]

satan is cool

 

[oldworld_newlife]

i feel like the founder of monster did this just to fuck with people

 

[smooter]

red bull too energy drinks are fucked

 

[yomommmmmmm]

this explains steve stepp

 

[The_Joker]

Somebody message steve pls

 

[gnarlyscab]

 

[thesatanist]

Fuck yeah, hail satan

 

[LOLZfajitas]

shes so stupid i would not dump my dick in her mouth, 0/10 would bang

 

[Dragonslayer101]

I think my icon is applicable to this thread.

 

[caucasian_chad]

That would be an uppercase Phi, not a cross. What a dumb bitch.

 

[FunkySane]

I don't even like monster, but I want to get sponsored by SATAN.

 

[kim_jong_ill]

ALL HAIL SATAN. SPONSOR ME PLZZZ

 

[kemosabe]

Her views are def too strong on energy drinks and religion but I do see a that it maybe a little offensive to some people maybe not skiers, or people on internet lol. Anyway damn I thought this would be a conspiracy theory pointed our by Krotch haha

 

[Tanner-D]

This is just to good

 

[SteveStepp]

My Lord Jesus Crust has failed me. His didnt rise on the third day like the package said

#DigioroPizza

 

[balzach]

My Lord Jesus Crust has failed me. His didnt rise on the third day like the package said

#DigioroPizza

Whyd you delete me on snapchat steve.......... (Tanner Hall Button)

 

[RiccardoMasutti]

So many athletes are sponsored by satan and they don't even know

I was like :|

 

[TomDavies]

My Lord Jesus Crust has failed me. His didnt rise on the third day like the package said

#DigioroPizza

bring back the deal where i can talk to you on j skis. we need to discuss the selling of Steve's slave to another plantation

 

[pastysmasher]

Inb4 David Wise ends his sponsorship deal with them.

 

[aaronreynolds]

I'd much rather be sponsored by Satan than Jesus

For real, think about the devil in tenacious D Pick of destiny.... That dude rocks I bet Jesus can't shred that hard

 

[dubage]

Drink Water

 

[CaptainObvious.]

 

[lineskis413]