Sponsered skiers cult

word.

Having a sponsor means very little, a local shop is alot different than being on salomon, and there are plentyyy of kids that are doing much better than sponsored riders that are yet to have any.

 
you've just got your first spanzsxer so you wanna tell everyone about it right, Claim.

and you spelled spanzsxered wrong
 
Tell me =]]], what do you plan to talk about in the "Sponsered skiers cult"? Which "sponsers" you have? How your "sponsers" are cooler than other people's "sponsers"? How you're cooler than other people because you have "sponsers"? How cool you are in general? Are you even sponsored =]]], or are you trying to make other people think you're cool because you were sick of talking about it by yourself in your own cult?

Stop claiming. If you got a sponsor, great for you (honestly), but don't tell us all about it in the most elitist way possible. No one cares.
 
Roxy wanted to sponsor me but I refused because i'm not a girl and I already have to ride with two different brands of skis, one in each feet.

I seriously hope you have fun in this cult...
 
I didn't though... I just came up with the biggest corporation I could think of and used that haha. If you said it first though, my bad on the accidental plaigarism haha.
 
lets see im sponsored by oakley, spy, K2 skis, Head skis, rosssi skis, wendys, burger king, mcdonalds, walmart, kmart, target, super target, coke, pepsi, red bull, monster, fig newtons, wonderbread, sara lee, north korea, south korea, the catholic church, the lutheran church, the crips, the bloods, the black panthers, the KKK, and im also sponsored by some other companys but those are the major ones that i actually have tattoos of because i ski naked so i get paid more by these companies
 
i think you mean spanzerxszoized

but i'd take an invite, im sponsored by disney channel, nickelodeon, will smith, harley davidson, wal mart, k2, armada, rossignol, line, crayola, sean john, 50 cent, wired, redbull, monster, ferrari, aaannnndddd microsoft

but seriously dude, go claim somewhere else, besides, in the cult...what would you talk about.... "yeah im sponsored"..."REALLY???!?!?! OMGZZ SO AM I!!!"
 
you obviously know nothing about sponsorships or the industry. I am sponsored by K2, armada, and rossi. I wear a K2 on one foot, a rossi on the other, and i have an armada for extra balance on my penis seeing as if i didnt it would drag on the snow slowing me down.
 
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