Spitting off of the chair

yeah i always try and hit people (and it is freaking hard) and then when i do hit people about once a year i feel really bad. the hardest part is that you have to take into account: the speed you are moving, the speed the skier below you is moving, the wind, there are just too many variables to name
 
fuckin' punks! if I get spat on by anyone I will remember who it was and find them.

on that note - watch yourself out there or I'll slash ya, cover your ass with snow.
 
my brother does it, not to be a dick but because hes got flem. its pretty gross though, its annoying and if he even hit someone i would throw him off the chair because thats just not cool
 
I always spit off the chair, but I always make sure there is no one around when I do so, because that is ridiculously disrespectful.
 
I chew, so I'm constantly spitting, what's worse than getting hit with spit, getting hit with chew spit. Ohhhhh yeah, its fucking hilarious.
 
i never spit but once i threw a twinky at some guy going like 30 and hit him.... haha it was so funny because i thought there was no way id hit him
 
i spit of the lift when ppl arnt around, because its disgusting and not fun to be spat on, but my friends have what they call the gaper challenge, where you get points for hitting gapers, different areas are worth diff amounts, highest scoring spot is the gaper gap, and bonus if they fall, keep score and at end of season see who won. i think its really a dick thing to do, but at the same time i cant help but laugh a little.
 
i spit off the chair today and the wind was so gusty that a huge gust blew into my goggle :( ruined muah day
 
I like knocking snow off my skis on stupid snowboarders sitting down being morons buckeling their crap i get alittle more kick out of that!!!!
 
i believe the equation to calculate the trajectory of your spit is: (±i)n

= e±np/2

this is of course depending on what hemisphere of the world you are in, trade winds, what have you
 
I've spat on people from like... 10 feet up and when it's cold the spit freezes before it hits them and then it's not as gross.
 
maddd - karma for that, could you possibly be a bigger deusch?

on that note, i hate kids who throw snowballs at unsuspecting skiers. i got on the lift with two kids that seemed to be about 14 (im 16) and as soon as we were off the ground they unloaded their pockets with big ice chunks. when we got over a trail the one next to me got ready to throw, i told him not to throw it, to which he replied "shut up fag". he whipped it and it hit a lady square in the face. she didnt have goggles and it put her to the ground, to my disbelief the kids were actually laughing and as soon as the one who threw it turned towards me i hit him as hard as i could right hand into his left eye / cheek bone area. he cried his way to the top of the mountain, and his face was already swollen up and black and blue. i felt a little bit bad about it later because he was a bit smaller than i was but i think he deserved it and i dont think that he will ever be such an asshole again.

moral of the story, keep spitting on people and youll get punched in the face.
 
it's always fun to knock the snow of your skis on to Gapers below, it's not disgusting, it's not a bodily fluid (unless it's golden snow) and it's only snow at the end of the day, plus you've got to be pretty stupid to stand below a lift... seriously you're asking for trouble.
 
Agreed. Spitting off the chairlift is fine unless you are spitting on people. If you spit on people than that is dick and if you hit them you deserve a royal beatdown.
 
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I spit off chairs all the time but never when people are around.

One time these 6th graders that somehow knew my girl started spitting on me.. I almost killed them
 
iv only done it once, but man... that adrenalin rush of feelin like a total badass was the best feeling i hav ever had
 
People seem to be confusing spitting off the chair, and spitting off the chair onto people. I personally don't ever spit off the chair because my aim is shit and I always hit my skis instead. I would never spit off the chair to hit someone though even if my aim was good. Snow off the top of the skis though is always fun.
I never ever stand under the chairs, and when I ski under I always look up to see if the people are gonna pass over me. I also judge whether they look like the ruckus makers that would spit or throw shit off.
 
i do every once and awile. but i love to clap my skis together and get snow on ppl. it has a high success rate and i dont feel like much of a dick afer.
 
I'm really stoked about how serious this thread is being taken. So,
New Question:
Have you ever "made out" or "gotten with" someone on a chair lift?...!
 
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