SPIDERS

hahaha thats great, yeah my dads arachnafobic (sp) or w/e its called n one time there was this huge ass tarantuala in my room n i was ognna go to sleep n it was on my ceiling n my dad saw it n wouldnt walk under it to go outa my room he almost fainted

 
hahahhahahaha you said a spiders legs had a wing span of.... wingspan is for wings and thus for birdies not spiders

///////////////////////////////////////i am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004 CANADA KICKS ASSS
 
So right now theres a spider who's taken up residence in one of the corners of my bedroom. I fed him a couple of ants this morning, and as long as he stays where he belongs, I wont be forced to execute him.

-katie
 
ah sorta like your mom

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club seals not sandwiches

in case of emergency break glass

high velocity lead poisoning the not so silent killer
 
So im in my shower right, ass naked, and im chillin washin my hair and decide that its time to get out. So i turn off the shower and grab the towell and as i grab i see somthing floting in the air next to me. It was a fuuucking HUGE fat ass brown hairy spider. I fuckin yellllllllllll at the top of my lungs, jumped out of my shower, knocking it off its web and it lands on my chest and starts crawling towards my face so i grabed it and threw it at the wall as hard as i could and it died. So i run out of the bathroom naked and almost crying because i was so goddamn traumatized. i will never be the same person.

 
i remember in elementary school during recess we would find those black and yellow spiders that have a web with a zigzag in it. we then would find a cricket or grasshopper and throw it on the web and we'd watch the spider spin it up. looked kinda cool. i hate spiders though

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
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