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skipimp_

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Why do people like putting things in their ass?

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

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well, if u have a fire extinguisher around your house...yea have fun

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i remember a story of some guy impaling and killing himself with a plunger, he was in a bath tub and slipped or somthin, probly an urban legend

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you suppose eh?

im with this 28 year old and she loves sticking fingers in my ass....fuckin wierd shit, but she won't stop....

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stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

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^rrronchy..anyways i heard some girl was masturbating witha broom and she fell down the stairs and her rents found her dead atthe bottom of the stairs with a broom all the way up..all i gotta say is...orgasmic

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i heard on 'Sex With Sue' that the male g-spot is in the ass. thats sketchy shit tho. i mean gettin shit all over the place just insnt worth it.

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as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
'how come whenever i tell somebody they can put it anywhere, they put it in my ass?'

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hey skipimp if she likes to put things in your ass, see if she'll let you put things in her ass.

 
oh she wants it in her ass, but i really can't deal with...y'know, bumpin into shit.....literally.

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stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

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^just make sure she's fresh out of the shower and you have plenty of lube. also don't just slam it home warm it up with a pinky finger or bigger for a little bit and then give her the good stuff. you won't regret it, and poop washes off pretty fast if you even get that much on your wang. just don't stick it in the other hole without having a shower cuz it can cause illness

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
what other hole?

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stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

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^ where did you get the name '2 inchers club' because thats a really herrendous name for a club.

 
^ no that would be even harder to do then. shed be all like ' you gotta stop watchin them dirty porns'. but yeah skipimp hit dat shit man....

 
have fun with it, like do her up the butt, and halfway through tell her you have AIDS and try and stay on for as long as possible. it's called rodeo.

-chris
 
ill stick it to her all right

it's better finishing there anyways, don't gotta worry bout no babies, hyuck!

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

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that's in 'going greek'--- that movie is hillarious!

Just say F@$# it and huck it!

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so thats what this thread is about....

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nah whats really funny is ur fuckin a girl up the butt raw dog no rubbers and then pull out, spit on her back so she thinks ur done then when she turns around bust right on her face its called the san fransico surprise . . . right in the eyes. when i first heard that one i was real drunk and couldn't stop laughin

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man....I've heard these all like 400 biquajquintillion times

my favourite is not showering for 2 weeks and then letting some dumb ho suck me off....anything to get these bitches off my dick.

...not that girls are bitches or anything..

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man, i read the post title and the last post and what the fuck do they have on common? No one give a fuck if your getting laid dude.. your proably not and just trying to impress everyone here.. but the thing is we are all guys.. not working dude

 
^ dude shut up you are a newb an noone likes you. stop trying to fit in. anyways....

sphincter is such a funny word.

sphincter... hehehe sphincter... hehehe sphincter... hehehe

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or the tombstone, when your doing 69 standing up, and right befor eyou cum you yell tombstone and drop the girl on her head.

-chris
 
firey dragon = shes giving you head and you push down on her head right as you bust and it goes out her nose

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and are any black guys circumsized?

......I have NO idea why I would want to know that.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

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