Sperm Donation.. Hard day at work

[TheStamos]

Bahaha you can actually do this, i found a place that pays you 200 + bones a jizz and they encourage you to "donate" 3 days a week.. thats a baller fuckign job! you have to qualify and whatnot but its worth a shot..no pun intended... this is amazing i found a career. search for cryo bank and you will see.. Good luck my friends. OH and the killer for 80 % of this site, you have to be 18.

 

[JockinJLoads]

i think id get bored with jerking it, and itd become more of a hassle, but then again it would be a job

 

[bigdaddytmac]

Dude how would you become bored with jerkin it, i do it everyday anyway. The question is, is there a piss test? Thats fucking $600 a week, 3 times what im making now working my ass off. Im about to do it right now.

 

[bigdaddytmac]

And no, it doesn't scare me that there could be hundreds of kids running around with my DNA.

 

[d-loc]

prob a test for HIV and shit like that but i doubt a lil MJ

 

[grubix2]

I can see it now...

" *groan* sorry I'm home so late. Rough day at work. Somebody threw out all of the asian pictures. This job is killing me. I think I'm going to re-apply at Burger King again."

 

[Badfish2]

it scares us

 

[eastAR5]

ahaha NOTHING LIKE A HOT ASIAN... mmmm TITS I JUST WANNA SQUUEEZE THEMM

 

[tBenz]

yeah my friend and i were talking about that as a serious career

 

[d-loc]

then you can bust a nut, piss on her and then give her some poo so she can eat it.

 

[SN0WBOARDER]

i got 2 more years

 

[Dan-Man]

dude i'd never do that

thats just wrong!

 

[ski_cartel]

man i could do that, im not shure if i would tho, id donate plasma. that shit pays like 100 a go and you can do it tons with out worrying about having kids running around everywhere

 

[CooksCorner]

Think harder about it.

 

[eastAR5]

from halorld and kumar...

 

[shawnm1260]

cant do any narcotic drugs anymore then, probably cant smoke weed either, but i dont know shit abotu this

 

[TheStamos]

pshh i dont smoke anyways, im waiting for there email, il keep you all updated

 

[snoopy]

where can i find these in canada?

 

[t-rent]

hahah that be kinda cool rubin one off for money hmmmmmmmmmm i might do it for money hehehehhe

 

[skiierman]

Damn, I've got to find one!

 

[lowtech]

yup

 

[TheStamos]

what else would you do it for? The excersise?

 

[90iwish]

how much do you have to do?

 

[liukangkid]

jerkin its gona be the next polaties

 

[TheQuailman]

dayum, i need a fake i.d.

thts 31,200 a year

 

[Jake...]

what do you mean

 

[TheStamos]

1 gallon a week

 

[90iwish]

like, how much do you have to cum.

and you should just buy a horse and jerk it off, you get 30 grand for one pouch of horse sperm

 

[Jake...]

is a gallon not 4 litres?

 

[reezyfbaby]

can you do that shit in canada or what!?

 

[nickmcnutt]

sounds liek you're having some troubles there...

 

[KillerMonkey]

thats a whole fucking lot, if i kept that rate up there might not be enough left for your mom... J/P

 

[--Daniel--]

who knew that my daily habbit could make me some money. its like sticky liquid gold!

 

[Leckett]

well if they pay you to do it doesnt that defeat hte purpose of a donation?

 

[TheQuailman]

is tht true? prob. not but if somy frend who is mad rich has a horse.

 

[sniper_6]

yo how do you find the nearest sperm bank? im thinkin maybe a little weekend visit could be in order.

 

[NFproductions]

haha nice

 

[Stan_Darsh]

thats a bout how much i "donate" in your girlfriend per week

 

[futurespin]

I just called up one here in Rochester NY, but they were closed, and I doubt they even pay 50 bucks. But im gonna find out and start doing it cuz thats easy money.

 

[actchill]

shut up trent...your 12 years old

 

[Timmy_G]

Hmmm...

 

[tBatt]

ahh beat me to it

 

[90iwish]

It was on dirty jobs. The horse jumped on this thing and started humping and the guy had to go put a condom on. Then he took out the baggy after the horse was done and he asked the lady how much this is worth and she said 20k

 

[Nihiriju]

i'd love to do it, but i would just have to become okey wiht having kids i don't knwo out there.

 

[TheStamos]

This exciting

 

[iLLbiLLy]

hell, i do it for free

 

[Petey.]

well, sounds like quick and easy cash to me

 

[TheQuailman]

who would pay tht much money for it?

 

[twix_182]

i wonder if u could do it for free and count it as community service

 

[90iwish]

People who want there horses to be artificial inseminated

 

[skithebert]

me and my roommate came up with a solution to the energy crisis. Sperm Powered Cars. you need to fill up? just jerk off into your tank. maybe make the tank like one of those fake vagina things. chicks would need to suck/jerk you off in order to drive anywhere. men would run the world even more than they do now. i think its a damn good idea. look for a prototype in 2007...