Speeding ticket stories

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A few days ago i got pulled over doing 86 in a 50, and in vermont that is "wreckless endagerment." And when i saw the cop i knew i was fucked, so i tried to convince a friend of mine to stab himself with a bic pen so i could say it was an emergency but he didnt cuz he's a puss...i didnt stab myself tho either...so the cop comes up and jes starts yelling at me, but apparantly he got over it cuz, while i did get a $351.00 speeding ticket, i didnt get the 2 weeks in juvenille hall that you could get for wreckless endangermet...i nearly shat myself...any other good cop stories?

 
i went 95 in a 40 tonight, i dunno how the kid gets so lucky

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We got a ticket in Vermont a few weeks ago and the officer came up and took my dads licescne. He ran a whole check and everything, walks back to our car tells my dad to just slow it down a bit and leaves. However he never gave us a ticket.

 
My dads told me a story of when he was a younger and his friend got pulled over while him and a few other friends where in the car, and when the cop came up to talk to the guy he started ordering a meal and it didnt work out to well.... got put in jail for the night.

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hmm i got pulled over for 50 in a 45 one night after riding but got a warning... even tho the cop was a total ass.. then 2 days later.. i got pulled over for 59 in a 45.. and i cried and the cop loooved me.. and he asked me where i was going and i explained im a ski and snowboard instructor and i was on my way there and i had a private lesson i was gunna b late for.. and he was all like wow thats a very responsible job for being some young haha... and then this fall i got pulled over for 60 in a 45.. and got a ticket and had to go to remidial driving class, the tearing up didnt work that time.. but my judge loved me.

 
heres a good one:

same street, same cop, same hour, same speed, 2 days in a row. and a warning both times! is that fuckin luck or what? 50 in a 30 the first time 53 the second time.

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this one time me and my dad were boooking it to the airport, (i was so late for my fight) and this cop jumps in front of our car and pulls us over. so he comes over to the window and my dad is like "what the fuck are yu retarded i almost hit you!" and the cop gose "i've been doing this for 20 years i think i know what i'm doing" my dad "if you keep doing it like this your not going to be around another 20 years" so then the cop put more money on the ticket 'cause my dad almost killed him and lipped him..it was flippin stupid. and i almost missed my flight

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the rig driver where my dad works got caught doing something crazy like 115 mph in a 55 zone through the mountains... his excuse was that he was " going down a hill".

he got thrown in jail fucking fast and got a crazy fine

 
ha, got pulled over going 72 in 55, my excuse was i was just crusin down the hill then took my lic/reg. came back said drive slower, there was 3 accident here yesterday, gee aint that cop nice cause he let me go

- Nic
 
I know a kid who has nitrous on his motorcycle, I didn't believe him until I saw it. He does like 180 down the highway and if he passes a cop hes gone before they can even turn their lights on.

 
Jail for speeding? fuck i thought it was harsh in the UK. As long as you don't go over 100mph you won't even lose you license if its your first offense. Fine is usually less than £100.

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yeah i got pulled over going like a 103 in a 55. the cop came up to the window laughing and said i cant believe your car can go that fast i drive a 93 murk topaz and i only got a ticket for running a stop sing about a mile back it fucking awsome.

 
First time I got pulled over i got left off. Second time I got a ticket for 10 over, while I was going 55 in a 25. But I ended taking the ticket to court and getting $120 fines and 2 points dropped because the cop didn't even show up. It was saweet.

 
wouldn't you get ripped off?

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One of my friends, no joke here I'm serious, has over 30 tickets, but hes taken every ticket to court so that only like 15 of them count. Whats more fucked up is he just got a new audi and is still driving. This kid is stupid tho, he used to base his life off taht fast and furious movie.

 
Yea if u have alwayer and take them to court they will reduce most of them to non moving violation such as broken taillight and u dont loose n e points. I have had 2 removed that way. One of mine was issued by a cop with a studer and he was tryin to act mad and I tried so hard not to laugh!!

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yeah me and my dad where driving up to the ski hill going about 130 km/h and he starts trying to force the car ahead of us to go faster while hes talking on his cell and the car turns out to be a cop and we get pulled over. also every time we go to sugarloaf we get a ticket

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hahaha i have a good one. First off, my state(Maine) had just passed a new law that said new drivers could not drive people or drive pass 12 oclock at night. 2 weeks after i got my license i got stopped at 2:30 in the morning with 5 people in the car (dresses like morons because we were randomly doing stupid shit in town) Turns out when i had pulled out of the 24 hour store in town i forgot to turn my headlights on (being that the streetlights were really bright and i didn't really notice) neways, the cop takes my license, looking at it, and it was obvious i was breaking at least 3 laws. The guy gives me a verbal warning and a have a nice night.

4 months later i got stopped doing 50 in a 25. I got a 128 dollar ticket because the cop lowered it to 10 over. He assured me that id lose my license. I didn't even have to talk to a judge and i got the whole thing dropped. thats fuckin lucky.

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Here's a few...

-My friend got pulled over twice in the same 100ft. stretch of road. He was pulled over for crossing the yellow line, got a warning, took off and then got pulled over again for not using his turn signals.

-I got a verbal warning for going 55 in a 30 and trying to run from the cop.

-I've got a hearing on the 20th to try to not get my license revoked.

-My oldest brother had a red Chevy truck and in that he's been to court 3 times and had to attend a defensive driving class with my cousin.

-My other older brother has yet to get a ticket due to a few sucessful escapes from the cops.

-One of my buddies recieved points on his license... before he even had a license.

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Well, no tickets to speak of here, but I have a close call to report.

Me and a couple of buddies were driving back home late one night and we came up to a red light on a three lane road. Then two dudes in their preludes or whatever came up on either side of me, so we got ready for an 'ol fashioned race. We busted a move off the light and I got the best start (being an awesome manual driver!). I was going about 170 in a 60 zone.

One of my buddies said, "Dude it would be crazy if there was a cop at the next intersection!"

I replied, "That's not going to happen it's too late, and even if there is he won't be able to catch me!"

No sooner do I say it but a cop pulls up at the intersection. I slammed on the brakes and blew by him at 150. He flashed his lights but by the time he tried to start going I was already around the next bend.

I got away clean, and that was my close call.

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my second day having my lisense i was going 140 in a 90(km/h) and it got lowered to a 105 in a 90. i olny had to pay $50 and it didnt affect my insurance at all and my parents still dont know

 
muah ha ha. i was there. i witnessed it. he's not lying! that was sweet man. we out buzzed the fuzz.

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Here's one of the stories. I was speeding up in Northern California. Going 100mph. I blew by a cop going the opposite way. I realized it would take him a second to turn around and catch up to me (we were on the interstate). So I made a run for it. I turned off the very first exit I came up to, and the cop was still a ways back there. It came down into a 4 way stop, so I ran the stop sign and picked a street to go down. Just my luck, I chose the road that was a long straight away. I look behind me and the cop was there. somehow he had guessed the right street to go down and caught up with me.

To make matters even worse, I had a newer car and hadn't changed the liscense plates yet (they still had the old owner's on it who had plates from texas) The cop called the numbers in and thought my car was stolen.

Anyhow, I got a huge speeding ticket written up. I fought the ticket, took it to court and won. Hah, I love the judicial system.

 
I got pulled over for.....

49 in a 25 at stratton,

49 in a 30,

85 in a 50,

peeling out in the middle of town,

doing donuts in a country club parking lot,

broken tail light (cop didn't notice i was drunk),

going in reverse down a street for a few hundred yards,

that's all i can think of right now, but my insurance is through the roof right now

 
One of my girl friends from school got pulled over and when the cop came to the window she told the cop she had diariea(sp?) so the cop quick ran back to his car ran the license and then gave her a verbal warning and told her to take it easy then she drove away! Girls always get let off easy. I was going 52 in a 35 and it was the first time i got pulled over ever for anything and was instantly givien a ticket no questions asked.

 
i got a 60 in 40

changing lanes unsafely

going through a stop sign when i got in an accident

and driving after 9

my license is suspended for 60 days for the speeding ticket but i got em all reduced so take em to court

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last year my mom got 5 speeding tickets in 2 months i was in the car 3 outa the 5.

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I have never gotten a speedign ticket, but you can go as fast as you want in the country. Hellz yeah for zooming past teh cows at 200

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I know this kid (hes not my friend cuz hes a idiot) He got pulled over of the way to school and got a 5 point ticket for going like 30 over, and later that day on the way home he got pulled over again and got a 3 point ticket. 7 points in one day ouch.

I got pulled over doing 61 in a 35 and got a five point ticket and lost my license, but I considermyself lucky because I live on a dirt road with a 30mph limit, and have gone as fast as 85 on it.

 
i speed all of the time. the only ecounter ive ever had though.....

i was spinning cookies in a church parking lot on a snow day after coming down from the hill and got spotlighted and stopped. got out of any citations though... yay for being a girl! ;)

 
my brother and his friend were trying to climb a (really big) snow drift in his friend's truck and doing flying Ys in a parking lot. a cop saw them and told them to stop, and then asked my brother's friend where his front licence plate was. it was later found after the snow melted where the snow drift was. no ticket.

 
i was the third guy in the car. NOTE: it was pouring rain too.

ps, 170 km/h.

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never been pulled over, but my friend told me a good story

he was at a light and this guy pulls up next to him and starts nodding to him and reving his engine. my friend looks up ahead, sees a cop and nods to the guy and revs his engine, when the light changes, the guy gets a good start off the blocks... to being pulled over by the cop. my friend drives by waving

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when a cop tries to pull you over, punch yourself in the nose and tell them that your were trying to get to a rest stop

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i hate to use it again, but that why they call you justin hick.

that and the fact that it's your name.

-Joel

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so far ive only been pulled over once, i was goin up I-95 from hartford to okemo and i was goin about 95 in a 65, the cop was hiding extremely far back in a rest area and i couldnt see her until the last second so she got me for 90 in a 65, she was a bitch woman cop so it pissed me off even more, i had weed in the car but i acted straight so she didnt get suspicious or anything, i do have one funny story though, right after i smoked 4-5 bowls in the state forest near my house i told my friend i would meet him at mcdonalds, we were racing and i was going 135 in a 50, but somehow i made it through without getting pulled over, he ended up going a different way and 20 feet away from mcdonalds my friend was pulled over for going 55 in a 30, and he had too many kids in the car for seatbelts and a bong, so he got arrested while i watched the whole thing from the mcdonalds parking lot

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hmmmm gayest ticket i ever got was 7kmh over in bc, fucking gravel road cowboys (royal canadian mounted police is grc in french)

Best ticket, i was racing my buddy in his Scooby do with a sti motor swap in my motor swap integra, going about double the speed limit and see a cop going the other way flip on his lights and burn after us, well my buddies both manage to make the corner going like 110kmh, but my car wasnt lowered at the time and i couldnt make it so i tried to pull a quick u turn at the next lights but it didnt work and the cops ran me down. Got cited for

1 racing, $1500

2 Speeeding $500

3 Illegal U turn $ 190

4 illegal Exzauhst $ dont know

In then end i got off with a u turn ticket cause the cop realized that it was a dumb one time mistake (wink wink) and that i would no longer be able to drive if i had all those tickets due to the insurance and impounding of my car.

note to self avoid blowing motor....again
 
I got pulled over for doing 80 in a 45.... got 5 points on my license and I thought i was going to have to go some classes. The cop said that I could have easily lost my license... yeah so I'm just driving a little slower now.... well kinda.

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Screw all you guys, you are th luckiest people ever ive been pulled over 3 times and gotten tickets all three times

95 in a 65=$263.00

90 in a 50=$351.00

Rolling a stop sign=$173.00

6 out of 8 points lost, goddamnit

Fuck tha police
 
I was driving with a friend of mine a few months back, and he was going about 100 or so in a 60 when he got pulled over. He was at a complete loss at what to do since he knew he was fucked so he tried the little jedi mind trick thing from star wars and said "you didn't see anything, I'm not the guy you're after". The cop just laughed, said he'd never heard that one before and let him off.

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Heres a good one my dad told me:

When he was young (like 20 or so) he had a vw buggie, and he flipped it trying to hit a stop sign with a bottle of beer...anyways he smashed the top and shit, he saved the frame and turned it into a dune buggie. so one day, he was with my moms dad, with a 12 pack of beer, and he was in the buggie on the streets ( wich the buggie wasnt street legal ) and going realy fast. a cop hidding in the ditch saw him and turned his lights on. My dad pulled over, and right when the cop got out of the cop car and got just to the back of the buggie, my dad flored it and got of on the two back wheels. The cop gets in his car, chassing him not to far back. My dad remembered that a storm had blew out an old brige that was close, so he went to the brige and went right through the marsh. So the cop followed him and tryed to go over the marsh, and crashed, so my dad got away. Later in the day, there was cop choppers looking for him and cop cars everywhere. they parked the buggie in their garage, they never took it out till a month later, when they took it to a junk yard to get smashed. so they got away from the cops...and they did alot of crazy stunts to the cops when he was that age...haha

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get a radar detector it saves my ass atleast once a day my record is 103 in a 35 zone

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I've got some good ones:

-My old baseball coach was a crazy fucker, were going to a game and he likes to race people a lot, easily averages 110 on the highway, so this car pulls up next to us like they wanna race so we take off, were going 130 and the other guys is behind us, so we get off to go to the game and the car follows us, we go to get gas then it pulls in to the station, an undercover cop gets out and tells my coach not to fuckin move, he gets in his car to call for back up, my coach gets in a drives away, ballsiest thing ever, i dont even think he got in trouble for it cause they didnt get his license plate

-here another one displaying how gay vermont cops are, im drinving home from my friends house with my brother, i get pulled over for going 50 in a 30 right after a 50 ended, they say my eyes and my brother eyes look blood shot, so they ask if weve been smoking or drinking, which we hadn't, we were just tired since it was 12 at night, so they have us get out of the car, breathalize us to alcohol levels of .00, have me sign something saying they can search my car, find nothing, and let me off without even a warning cause they wasted about 30 minutes of my time

 
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