Speculate wildly about the person above you

[*TURBONERD*]

Is an incredibly creative person. Hell, just look at his username!

 

[Steezius_Maximus]

its you again i find you everywhere were made for each other !!!!!

 

[.jesus.]

actually cut the strap on his own backpack and is blaming the girls because he has a crush on them

 

[PaleCelery]

his poops are wider than they are long, like a chode poo.

Clogs toilets like no other

 

[charmander]

doesn't enjoy this like I do

 

[*TURBONERD*]

is really ash ketchum disguised as a pokemon to trick other pokemon and catch them!

 

[PaleCelery]

is vulnerable to water types but pwns leaf types and various others

 

[OJisINNOCENT]

I think you're a very evil person.

 

[Mr.Panda]

Is black.

 

[Balto]

has stabbed him self trying to do butterfly knife tricks

 

[Mavrck]

likes to train himself in the art of basket weaving every third wednesday of the months with an "a" in them

 

[cheddafries]

is actually a robot killer

 

[midwest-carver]

has a nutsack on his face

 

[garrets]

is a newb.

 

[thisandthatfilms]

is also a newb.... and does not have a lot of posts

 

[stompdat]

you have a 9 inch tongue and you breathe through your ears.

 

[ski-swagga]

has a hot mom

 

[Mr.Silva]

has 2 pairs of balls

 

[Malcolm]

has seen the guy above him naked

 

[Chronic_]

hes in the middle

 

[*TURBONERD*]

uses it to pleasure himself

 

[Freeskim@n]

Play runescape

 

[Mr.Silva]

Plays WoW

 

[jamodeo]

cant figure out how to set an icon

 

[Balto]

is actually slowpoke just hasnt evolved

 

[.jesus.]

is the thing that bites slowpokes tail to make him evolve (what were those called again?)

 

[jamodeo]

needs to play more pokemon

 

[Balto]

needs to eat less cookies

 

[.jesus.]

trades sex for cookies

 

[Mr.Panda]

Is a failure in real life at quoting people too.

 

[.jesus.]

is a communist panda that smoke crack with Will Smith and John Travolta

 

[flexpattern]

has an paper origami penis - crimped and folded.

 

[aquinn]

has super aids

 

[qbehr]

likes it when fat girls queef on him

 

[Balto]

enjoys drinking the blood of baby crocodiles in sudan

 

[SpaceTiger]

that kid who watches family guy and south park and repeats the jokes in school the next day

 

[Balto]

has never been in space, so has no need to get out of space even tho he is a tiger, which we all know cant even breathe there

 

[BEARS.]

cant fathom the idea of not postwhoring on ns.

 

[mmallender.]

ate an entire bear

 

[tommycat]

samples salamanders simultaneously swimming swiftly

 

[gakc]

got good grades in high school... freak

 

[huckforjesus]

munches the butt only after he's pee'd in it=/

 

[Balto]

once got stung by a bee in Antarctica

 

[jibbinc.]

was remote controlling the said be in antartica

 

[alden.]

you are correct sir!

 

[JacheOReally]

Dyed his hair purple and cut off his genatallia in the 3rd grade.

 

[SDrvpr]

doesnt know how to change his forum picture

 

[Mr.Panda]

Is actually Venasaur.

 

[.jesus.]

is a commie a dirty dirty commie

 

[*Dos*Planker*]

attracts bears with his menstruation