Speculate wildly about the person above you

[Jballz]

say extremely outlandish things about the person who posted above you. lets make this funny

 

[steevner]

I bet you have EIGHTEEN toes... freak.

 

[DYFI]

You're ugly. U-G-L-Y. Uuuuggglllly.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Hurf's the durf.

 

[Frank_Spinatra]

is actually a centaur

 

[ScuffDUFF]

you are a centaur with 3 legs.

 

[Hack.The.Pow.]

watches meat spin once a day

 

[breezepig]

masturbates wildly to news clippings about polar bears

 

[jayo.]

is a long time serial murderer/rapist

 

[.Emerson.]

is a new serial killer/rapist looking for tips

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Is now banned.

 

[Armanzoid]

Speculate! Don't state facts damn it.

 

[Frank_Spinatra]

even wild speculation has it's limits

 

[J.D.]

Has girls with legs that go up to Mars dancing around his apartment in their underwear but can't manage to close the deal.

Oh wait that's not speculation either.

 

[carbon.pulse]

Has, in fact, been accredited with being the first transsexual to give birth.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

has got 12 toes and 12 fingers and he can play harmonica with his nose...

 

[JuliusJ]

only friends with duffs

 

[Prime]

likes girls

 

[Lanceasaurus]

Has 400 babies.

 

[Jballz]

fears cotton candy

 

[I_Am_Mod]

can talk to lions

 

[Turner.]

takes ill when he goes tree climbing

 

[I_Am_Mod]

is current world record holder in finger snapping; he can snap his fingers 32 times/second!

 

[1337]

is really a orangoutang that lives in those trees

 

[Jballz]

makes tender passionate love to his davenport

 

[I_Am_Mod]

has a pet-monkey named edmundo !edmundo is also a pro ukelele player!

 

[beezey]

Fucks a monkey

 

[I_Am_Mod]

secretly wishes he could fuck a monkey....

 

[jayo.]

*she

 

[beezey]

she, and no, dude monkeys have tiny dicks compared to their body size, don't you watch animal planet?

thats why primates are so angry

 

[I_Am_Mod]

they may be small, but they sure are creative with it !

 

[Turner.]

is learned in the ways of the apes.

 

[samwise]

recently ate half his body weight in figs

 

[978]

he once inserted pinky on his girlfriend and she liked it

 

[BrewskiJr]

is the captain of the USS Enterprise

 

[alden.]

believes they are "the last highlander"

 

[I_Am_Mod]

can crush coconuts between his buttcheeks...

 

[fourhundred]

enjoys comsuming large gobs of vaseline and other assorted lubricants

 

[I_Am_Mod]

has a vagina that hangs like a wizards sleeve....

 

[tommyp1ckles]

has a meth lab in his basement...

 

[fujarome]

called the police to bust the meth lab, not because it was the right thing to do, but because he was jealous of all the money he was bringing in

 

[8ONE657]

was the crooked cop to bust the meth lab...not only did he steal the meth but also the guap.

 

[JacheOReally]

Climbed mount Fuji only to find out there was no box of cherios on the souther face of the peak

 

[ArnieP]

Lives on the polar ice cap.

 

[*simba*]

Old Fuckbag who likes to eat dick

 

[The_Future]

likes old fuckbags who like to eat dick

 

[Username_42069]

cant come up with original ideas..

 

[I_Am_Mod]

has once put 53 pennys up his nose, but only 52 came out....

 

[Username_42069]

is trying way too hard to get his post count up

 

[*simba*]

smoked dope sooo much he screwed his mom

 

[I_Am_Mod]

has no idea how boring my life is right now....