Spears got married again!!!

Mattman

Mattman

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What a fucking whore!

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

 
my call: porn in t-minus 2.3 years.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
fuck it who even cares about that bitch anymore, it's all about the lohan.

I think Anthony Boronowski in general is just a phase.
 
shes had her 15 minutes of fame

my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

-lateralis

 
I HEARD SHE GOT MARRIED SO SHE COULD HAVE SEX THE FIRST TIME... AND THIS TIME WAS SO SHE COULD LEGALLY GET RAILED IN THE ASS.

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
^Hahahaha...I swear, this site is having the most terrible effect on you. I think you should leave for your own good... you're turning into stereotypical-NSG-man.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
Wait was that for me? I figure, stupid thread=stupid post...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
man britney is goin down da drain

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj
 
SHE IS GOING TO TO GET CAUGHT WITH DRUGS, GO TO REHAB AND COME OUT AND SAY 'SORY!' AND THEN BE BIGGER THEN EVER.

 
i heard she was pregnant too, but i heard it from some dumb kid so idk if its true

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'It's a travashammockery!'

NWFT for life!
 
i have something for everyone

Why the hell do you all care? I care that so many people are wasting their brainpower on such a stupid subject.

Diamonds... She'll pretty much have to
 
if brain power was gas you couldn't power a toy motorcycle around a penny.

I think Anthony Boronowski in general is just a phase.
 
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah *gasp* bah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. toy motorcyle! penny! fuckin brilliant!!!

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'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'

Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
sure shes hot but its getting old haha

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
Imagine being married to her when she's out of the media. That would suck coming off the high she has been on for the past 6 years. I can bet she'll be a big pain in the ass.

 
i met brittny spears at the 2003 toilet convention and i head her sign my toilet seat

TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW
 
i was watching this show one time that tells you how much she spends on her stuff, and she has a fuckin like 20,000$ dress that she only wore once, wut a waste of money!!

-Matty

Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
 
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