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what is up with mcconkey's newest invention? has anyone tried them, or, better yet, does anyone own them?

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concept 153-need i say more?
 
i have skied them on a powder day and they kick ass. They smoke my seth pistols in the deep stuff.

Only downside is they are extremely difficult to ski when it is not pure deep pow.

I would say you need at least a foot to a foot and 1/2 of pow. At least or else they get squirley and you cant turn them and shit.

But like i said in the pow greatest ski ever.

 
I've only heard about it, and structurally it makes sense. I think there was a thread about it awhile ago try searching it.

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the concept is taken from watersports ie. waterskis and wakeboards and surfboards and it works because skiing powder you are trying to float like on the water.

 


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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
 


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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
 
it must be impossible to carve on those

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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
 
YES! it worked

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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
 
i want, i want!!!!!!

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those things are crazy man! I'm sure they're sweet because McConkeys pioneered shit before despite a lot of criticism and if he's backing them they must kick ass. I can't imagine trying to carve on anything other than super deep powder though.

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does anyone make brakes that would work with those beasts?

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that shit's fucked up, it's like a monoski or a snowboard or something.. definately must shred the pow

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He used the concept of a waterski, how the waist is wider than the tip or tail, and figured that powder is somewhat like skiing on water. reverse camber design. those must suck ass on the groomers though, that would be funny shit to see in the park!

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dude I didn't even think of that, that would be sweet.

'Hey uh, based on what you've seen with your wife, what can we expect in terms of droopage here, are we talking about a slight slope or the full blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?'

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they are a totally different feeling then normal skis. hard to ski on anything hard, but not impossible. there is nothing that comes close in pow. you can hockey stop.

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