Spancership

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Ass_Cock

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yo, i'm thinking of getting spancered. i can do steez 180's and huntony's... I'm out in the park thuggin' it at the bottom every day. all the kids really look up to me because I live such a ghetto life and my clothes are so baggy I gotta have two belts, one to hold my snow pants up and the other to hold my shorts up underneith. and I'm such a kick ass skier I only go out when the weather is good (hence wearing the shorts),

so could you all go and tell your connections to hook me up with a spancership. it'd be the dope shit.

fau-q
 
what the hell is a spancership?

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
 
its kind of like skidamerinkidinkidink skidamerinkidoo.

''You've seen my work,

You know my steeze,

There's a slim chance I'm gonna hesitate to squeeze, please.''
 
uh oh,alpentalik has 4000 posts,bring out the tea and crumpets,the party begins

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
it sorta hurts...but doesnt feel any different.

''You've seen my work,

You know my steeze,

There's a slim chance I'm gonna hesitate to squeeze, please.''
 
Send me your fax number.

I represent a major steeze manufacturing company. I think you have what it takes. I've got an 8 year $600 million dollar contract sitting on my desk for you. A Cadillac Escalade EXT will be included. Point to a residence in any ski town and we will evict the tenants immediately so you can move in. An Apache attack helicopter and the snowmoblie featured in the latest James Bond movie will be provided for your backcountry access. You will also have access to no less than 20 (twenty) siliconed bibmos at all times. Your Crystal budget is 40 bottles per week. You may buy up to 260 pounds of gold per month. Mr. T will be your bodyguard. You will have a full wardrobe of logoed XXXXXXXL clothing that must be worn at all times (even during intercourse). And you must attend freeskiing events as directed by The Company.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'your mom has a nasty gouge.'
 
hahahahahahaha

Wachusett Ripper Crew

'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
 
'then land w/ steez, and be like bitch please'

emil coty. is there any resemblance

BACON

(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
 
i want to get spancered. my steezy is cheezy though

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...

 
well in that case i want to get spancered by youthinasia's icon. he's superfly!

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...

 
Before you get your ass spancered... tried to learn how to stomp 360s... with decent grabs... unless you are 10 you don't deserve a spancership

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
theres no hope for u, sorry

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
wow some people are thick

pat_________________________________________________________

wachusett

patproductions.com
 
its so funny to see all of you fags claimin...i should be sponsered i got mad steez...fuck i know 3 kids in whistler that arent even old enough to grow pubes and they have sponsors drooling at their feet. The best one of them is the smallest and youngest...sean petit, 10yrs old not more than 4 ft tall. This kid is cleanin the highest level with such wicked style and dificulty...have you ever seen a 10yr old stick a cork 7 like tanner? He knows hes gonna get the full ride in like 2 or 3 yrs but hes not worried about that...quit claimin, quit beakin off and ride...

word to the junior mint possie:

kye,sean an callum

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'Can we discuss this further in the privacy of my hot tub?' Mitts to some chick who shot him down outside garfs...
 
is it just me, or did any1 understand what he just said

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
 
mckeeman i dont think he is serious

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
man, ryan knows what hes talking about,and hes correct in essentially everything he just said

-Grant

*Fuck El Niño*
 
except for the fact that he took a sarcastic thread seriously

''You've seen my work,

You know my steeze,

There's a slim chance I'm gonna hesitate to squeeze, please.''
 
can anybody else spell sponsored and other forms of the word correctly or is it just me? everytime i see one of these threads, even when they're serious, it's spelt wrong. seems to me the first step to being sponsored is actually being able to spell the frickin word right.

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...

 
Spunsoared

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
hahaha calgaryjibber is the shit^^

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
 
what about it?

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

 
zponzertchip, hah, beat that!

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
 
btw, how can u take something seriously from a guy called ass-cock

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
 
that is very true,i wouldnt trust a guy whos name was exconvict666,but he was easy,what the hell eh

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
How does MCkeeman know those kids have no pubes? I'll bet you $48.00 that he has anal sex with the 'junior mint (gay sex) possie' on a daily basis.

 
hahaha problably,i got 10 on it,count me in

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
WOW, i just noticed, its PAPA SMERF

ProudEST Member of the Hobum Posse

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'Whoa, Im Keanu' - Sammy_D

 
betta recognize. leader of the original blue man crew in da house!

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...

 
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