she was probably backslapping really hard on every landing. a backslap is a crash these days, even if you're a girl.
anyway, if you want to talk about getting ROBBED. How about we talk about my run? I did a SICK backflip iron cross and made antennae on my head with my poles in midair. Then I did a HUGE backflip western and pointed my pole off of my crotch like it was a big penis. On that one, everybody at the top of the course said that they could see my whole body, and usually, they barely saw people's heads off the second jump. Then I did a TOTALLY STEEZALICIOUS backflip LIU KANG. A LIU KANG!!! That grab is so hard that people don't even do it anymore! I topped it off with a backflip screamin' semen (that's where you cross your legs in MIDAIR)? Then I skipped all the rails, which is what Sophia Schwartz probably did, too. And I got 30th place. So cry to somebody else, because I got ROBBED WAY WORSE than Sophia Schwartz. That's for sure.