SOMONE WRITE ME A POEM!

iLLbiLLy

iLLbiLLy

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you to all of your articulate mothers, please someone write me a 4 stanza(4 lines each) sonnet. I dont care what the hell it says as long as its to a girl, peferably jasmin from aladin.. or maybe sarah burke
 
i wrote this for my freshman english class a few years ago, i think its a sonnett but im not sure. here you go bro:

The Passionate Skier to His Love

Come ski with me and be my love,

And we will all the pleasures prove

That glades, bumps, kickers, and steep trails,

Jumps or huge whales.

And we will sit upon the summit,

While the temperature plummets,

By steep trails that flatten out

Its what skiing is all about.

And I will make you a soft landing

Right about where you are standing,

Some corduroy, and fresh powder

When the day is done we’ll get some chowder;

A nylon jacket will keep you warm

From any harsh winter storm;

Wool and fleece socks so you aren’t cold,

The snow is better than gold;

A helmet so you don’t bust your brain,

And tinted goggles so you don’t have to strain;

And it you want some nice warm gloves,

Then ski with me and be my love.

Après partiers will dance and sing

While the mountain starts it’s grooming;

If these delights your mind may move,

Then come ski with me and be my love.
 
hey its 16 lines and i did... its about jasmine from aladdin.... and your in for a treat... expessaly you ladies

Sweeter than the light spring rain

falling on the lush oasis were she grew

Just to see her face would ease the pain

As soothing as her eyes are blue

The radiance of her skin

Dwarfs the desert sun

Her heart I must win

My Crusade has just begun

Her words slow the hour-glass

Her hair as fair as the sand

Her beauty is as high as her class

Nothing can be seen as bland

Oh, wont you come with me

On a magic carpet ride*

Fly away and see

The star of our reside

*paraphased from Steppenwolf- Magic Carpet Ride
 
yeah seriously, hows the kid gonna get anywhere in life if he cant muster a 4 line poem out? shit man, take 15 minutes aside ansd you'll come up with something.
 
i think im kinda horny

but im dead so dont morn me

see a corpse can walk the earth

i need a women to give birth

to my babe called satan

your stomach he will be made in

my new underground ruler

who will shake the earth and destroy her

if you help me rise to power

your name will be sung for hours

till your life is taken from your chest

and a hole is the only thing left

so walk the abyss with me

my love i will make you free

empty and as cold as night

death will be my only light
 
Sarah burke, she loves dick,

Sarah Burke, she's so quick,

You see her on the hill,

Man you know she's wearin her Jill,

Because if she hits her oavaries,

Then no more men, she shall please,

On a happier note,

Women now can vote.

I bet sarah burke is happy about that,

I bet sarah burke wears a cool cool hat.

Maybe sarah burke spits or swallows,

Who knows, but that bitch pussy be hallow.

Now, you tryin to play the game with only 50 cent, 50 cent, 50cent,

Come back when you have a couple dolla holla

Now, there's a message box, it's orange

Too bad nothing rhymes with orange.
 
"ode to giraffes"

Why hello there mister giraffe

I love how you always make me laugh

With your funny little tall tales

About adventures at sea with beluga whales

Oh how i miss your carefree smile

And your heedy relaxed rail style

If i were you and you were me

I could eat apples from the tallest tree

And you would sit in envy there

As i pranced about without a care

But alas it seems this is not the case

As you and I are in our place

What can i do but write this rhyme

And think of you from time to time

/clap
 
My friend wrote this for me, but i give you permission to use it...

Friend

You are my friend and that is nice,

You never have any lice.

You are funny and that’s true,

You are good at skiing and I’m trying to be too.

We sometimes argue because you think I’m wrong,

But it doesn’t last very long.

Because you realize that it would be a pointless fight,

Because, obviously I’m always right.

We have things in common, like playing poker all night,

You win all my chips, what a horrible sight.

You are silly when you pretend to have seizures,

And we enjoy the same fun leisure’s.

I hope you win the young gun with me,

Because then everyone can see,

That you are my friend and that is nice,

Because you never have any lice.
 
i cant seem to write poems....on a majour account of lack of spelling abillty but i just cant handle them
 
"haiku, how i hate you"

This Poem is not

A haiku because there are the

wrong number of syllables

This one is though as

I have correctly counted

The syllables up
 
well have u ever of thoght to grow ants in that cage insteed of a strange form of lice?
 
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