Sometime i wish i didnt have a penis

[Kevo]

until you get hit in the head with a lacrosse ball, then you know that you can indeed hurt your penis.

 

[yaheard]

silliest thing ive ever heard

 

[chapz]

cool bump buddy!!

 

[SteezyOhio]

epic bump!

god this place was so chill back in 2006 compared to now

but id rather have a penis then have to force a freakn water melon through my "fuck slit" as flyingspoons so elegantly called it it

 

[antwone]

epic bump for sure id keep my penis too

 

[Abc567def]

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[skrilla_MAC]

i love my wiener.

 

[antwone]

haqhahaha

 

[gmack24]

I went literally over 7 years without getting hit in the balls, and yesterday when I was playing basketball I went up to block a kid and he high kicked me in my right nut so hard I almost booted on the court.

 

[antwone]

that video is hilarious man

 

[kko]

ugh we had to watch one yesterday in class. it looks so horribly ridiculously painful.

 

[ONTerriible]

haha was it called "the miracle of life" couse that vid scares the shit outta me

 

[kko]

I think so... it's like a bunch of scary gross hairy preggo ladies poppin babies out all over the place. ugh it scarred me for life.

 

[hey_dude_its_me]

you searched the forums looking for threads with the word 'penis' in the title?

 

[gbirrd]

i 100% disagree. i would get kicked in the balls 100 times just to keep my dick! my dick is my life.

why would u wish u didnt have it. thats just wrong guy

 

[sarahskis]

I never question my downstairs...but i'd love to know what its like to have a dick for a day.

 

[gbirrd]

its admazing! you can pee anywhere u want.

the only down side...kinda awkward to say but random boners. we all know these happen so dont hate.

 

[conman2800]

u would hate it..........................

 

[landonn]

if i had a pussy for one day, i would skip school.

 

[hoodhugo]

haha. or just in sportshorts.

 

[prontocuts.com]

WORD

 

[Mooserz]

i do, everyday to school. diesel and everything. shits loud. Thers this one amazingly hot girl who gets on sometimes. apparently she works in the city for fashion or something. whatever, whats relevant is that she gives me a boner

 

[Malcolm]

haha you searchbarred penis didnt you?

 

[Drunkenstein]

get some ambesol and a paper cutter and take care of it

 

[Bright_Nation]

agreed.

 

[Z_rob]

at least with a penis your not required to cook and clean

 

[OhMyBosh]

only thing better about having vaginas is you get better orgasms and dont have to do any work during sex.

 

[Steezius_Maximus]

this

 

[*rkp*]

To the OP.....maybe you can find use for one of these?

 

[h_bar]

yes.

 

[TheBeardedOne]

Yeah I miss the ns of a couple years ago, this is cool too I guess though

 

[yaheard]

8---D

 

[*Fujative*]

probs the best thing i have read all day today.

 

[Twaddler]

when a father makes a son he only has to worry about 1 cock. when he has a daughter he has to worry about all of them

 

[Crack.]

you searched penis...

 

[twin-tip-hero]

wow dude calm down, we are just messin around here, there is no need for the language and calling people homos. If you don't start to understand that about 95% of people on NS are joking around here all the time, then maybe you should get off. Just having a fun time, no need to be a party pooper.

 

[k.perkins]

yikes.

sometimes i wish i had a penis.

 

[Parker.]

haha, he definitely did.

 

[Kilgore_Trout]

Having a penis is so nice. Whip it out and just piss on anything.

 

[IanAvery-Leaf]

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[Peter.]

best thread ever

 

[I.Love.Beezy]

my penis is big

 

[AmishTerrorist]

That's why I always use protection

 

[yuck]

woah man thats exactly what i was thinking!

except not really

 

[@stroB@ngz]

im glad i have a penis for all the good times masturbating.

 

[squibble]

penises are embarrassing and painful sometimes but girls have it WAY worse. blue waffle for example, blood, infections, birth,
easy choice

 

[rexalicious.]

i saw that tooo. it was so disgusting, i would never let someone take a video of me giving birth :/ especially from THAT angle

 

[teleak]

You mean R. O. B. s

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[rexalicious.]

i wonder how long that took you to make..

 

[leahey]

It is pretty hard to sit on your balls. Either you are a fucking retard or have a foot long sack