Sometime i wish i didnt have a penis

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JeremyG77

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cuz i hate sitting on my balls,getting hit,falling,clapped and all that other shit that basically makes me cry everytime it happends
 
kindof random but whatev. this big round short fat kid that I work with got sacktapped twice in one day reallllll bad by guillermolongjon
 
sometimes I wish I didn't have a penis when I get those involuntary boners in weird places. Like in class or on the train.
 
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haha yeah, that sucks. or morning wood, when you want to go have a shower, but you have to wait untill it sbsides.
 
its the commute to the shower from my bedroom, past the living room, dining room, infront of my family im concerned about.
 
hahaha i hear ya.

boobs are fun as hell, i was shaking my g/fs today, they are so fun to play with, i was having this conversation with her today actually hahaha
 
girls "areas" do scary things every once in a while, that i would never want to have to deal with ever.

giving birth would be death.
 
ya id definately way rather have a penis for 3 reasons:

1. not give birth

2. have to always be worried wherever you go that some random guy wants to rape you.

3. guys are better at everything except for makin dinner.
 
is that the video with the mexican lady who is like a hairy gazelle?? because i remember that video, it was fucking gross
 
yeh and hucker,, why would you play around with something that bleeds regularly.

my blood free penis is just fine thanks.
 
it would be sweet if it was detachable. you could just un screw it and leave it on the kitchen table when you werent using it, it would be like car keys
 
wow the thing bout the detachable dick was gay why would u want that unless ur gay and u wanna stick it in ur ass u fucking homo
 
i shared this story uin the other thread about penises but since it was at the back i dont think many ppl saw so here it is again wat i am aobut to say has haunted me ever since it happened,

so im in my friends basement and i was pogo sticking around and i try to bust out a bar spin it goes half way around i land on the handle cut my sack and pretty much pop a ball i ran over to abed and lied down just waiting for the pain then it came worst nutting ever than i noticed the small wound and im prety sure a tear fell and i jsut lied on the bed gagging for about 30-45min but its all good it wasnt his fault
 
dude ive definately heard a song about that. it was so funny. haha he like rented it out to someone but then lost it and all this shit. that was like a year ago. probly somewhere on limewire or something though. haha
 
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