Something you've never done, but could see yourself doing

friends older sister...working on it.

Wanted:

A tall, well built women with good

reputation, who can cook frog

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

shia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
 
failing school, smoking weed, moving out west, kicking the shit out of switchjib270

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what a guy... YEAHHHHHH GREG TUFFELMIRE! 1260!! AHHHH!

Twelvesixty Greg T cult! join today

Land Shark eeee eee eeeee
 
no way guys, candide thovexs' sister marion. did anybody see the picture of her in the people section? hot damn, here what the hell ill just post it.

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'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
 
jennifer aniston is like 50, screw her.

'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
 
stealing from the grocery store. wait...damn. um. probably fly a hot air balloon into some power lines on accident

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
taking a dump in a hardwRE store

moving to bc

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
Threesome w/ Jessica Alba+Vida Guerra

Skydiving

Spelunking

Apeshit Killing Spree

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
^ thats tough. i personally cant live without the Hutt. thats his name, right?

i think i would just do mags. cause its less raunch, you know? just do a classy centerfold (classy in the porn industry? hum.).

and these arent goals. i have many goals, which are a lot better than being a porn star. like owning the world.

'When I was 3 or 4 or 5, I got kicked out of school in Denmark when they relized I didn't speak Danish. Then the sadists I lived with put me to work on a pig farm. Later, I was to get bit by a monkey in Bali and lost in Thailand.'
 
well you should make it your damn goal.

'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
 
my list..

skydiving

partying in japan

going for a peace keeping tour into africa

sailing around the world

flying a jet-fighter

driving a battle tank

scuba with sharks

getting in uni

yay already done skydiving and the battle tank

hmmm...

 
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