go to a party, wait til one of your friends is shitface drunk and passed. out. drag him into a room by himself. pay 4 midgets to dress up as penises, buy a smoke machine, and a blacklight, and creepy halloween music. when friend is alone in room passed out, turn on blacklights , turn on the smoke machine in the corner , turn the creepy music up loud enough so that your friend wakes up, and at that time call in the midgets and make tham damce around your sa and confused friend danced as penises. the whole time hide in the closet and video tape. fucking profit.