Something disturbing just happened to me

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bangarangmules

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ok so, my parents just got new bedroom furniture and stuff. so i took there dresser drawers. and as im home alone transferring clothes and such, i go to put the drawers in their slots. but one of them kept getting stuck so i looked in, and what do i find? a box of condoms. wtf you'd think they might have taken them out before giving it to me. unless thats there way of telling me to have safe sex...
 
I've seen condoms in my parents bedside drawers. Come to think of it... I never really thought of it until now. Thanks guys, thanks for making me put two and two together.
 
No, it most definitely not. It's similar percentage to condoms, always use two and two together if i were you. Especially because the effectiveness wil change the second the chick misses a pill, takes it a a different time during the day, or starts fucking around with it etc.
 
that reminds me of this one time, on new years eve. me and my guy were driving to a restaurant and its like snowy and wet out. so hes like, when i came home, my mom gave me my christmas gift. it was a huge tolberone bar and a box of condoms.

at this exact second hes driving, he looks over at me for the longest time, im looking straight ahead with my jaw dropped and im like CAR!!!! cause there was a red light up ahead and a car infront of us that stopped. needless to say....we almost hit a fucking car. we were at least an inch away from the car infront of us.
 
how is that disturbing. do you expect that ur parents dont have sex? i found my dad's in 6th grade and was kinda disturbed but eventually i was like whatever
 
hahaha. that reminds me of when i was at a friends place when she was throwin a party, & i walked into her parents bathroom. i was sorta high, & looking for tweezers cuz i had a splinter in my hand. i open up a drawer, & theres like 3 packs of condoms.

right then her dad walks in. "take as many as you want, but leave a couple." he said.. he's a real chill guy though. i left shyly, & couldn't stop laughing after that.
 
ahahaha yuppp kinda awkard finding your dads condoms at first after he tells you to go into his sock drawer cus he has some ski socks i could use he doesnt even hide them in socks there just there
 
dude thats nothing. once i was lookin through my moms room for hydrocodons she got form her opperation she hid form me and money she migh tbe hiding. and i ended up finding a dildo. that is the most disturbing thing i have ever found. it was truly fucked up. my mom is such a slut
 
Once I found Astroglide lube in my mom's dresser drawer and a huge stack of Sports Illustrated Swimwuit Edition magazines/Playboy magazines by my dad's bed. Nothing too bad, but I still can't look at them the same way haha
 
that sucks., but really if you think about it, how the fuck did they make you? by having sex. you would have to be retarded to think that your parents dont have sex
 
man, fuck that, when im old, have my kids, the first thing im doin is hittin the sperm bank up, freezin some shit just in case, and havin a vasectomy, so i can cum all over everything and get nothing pregnant.
 
pretty sure brith control, whether the pill, the ring, or the shot are way more effective then condoms. the pill if taken everytime is more than 99% effective where with condoms, even if used 100% correctly will only be 97% effective.
 
yea sounds good to me lol

but neways my parents are in their fifties and i htikn they fuck like every day when im not home cause as soon as they got married my dad had a vasectamy

icck icck ick ick
 
you know whats even more fucked.. you had your face in your moms cunt when you were born.. yeah i bet that really fucked your day up quick!
 
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