Something died within my goggle lens...

[PacificRimJob]

So I was skiing and i keep seeing this dot bouncing around in my frame of view. I first think its mud or something on my lens, but after wiping at it, i find that its probably on the inside. After wiping the inside, I become rather confused as to why i keep seeing some random dot bouncing around. I come to the conclusion that something had gotten within my goggle lens.. somehow.

So I go inside the lodge and take out my lens... and behold... some tiny thing was inside of it. After further investigation, it started to look like a worm, or at least something segmented that had the vague shape of a worm. If it happens to be a worm, which is a pretty fucking gross concept, how on earth would it have gotten into my goggle lens? I dont even see where it would enter! the thing is sealed! and secondly how would it even LIVE? isnt that an anaerobic atmosphere?

This is really really puzzling me right now... and i probably need to get a new lens now from smith.

Pics coming soon of the 'worm' if you find yourself that curious...

 

[toominator]

thats buzzy dude, I heard smith actually has a few weird aliens n stuff living in their factory. they use them for research and the like. probably a part of one of them snapped off and wound up in your goggke. maybe.

 

[Shorton]

lol

 

[PacificRimJob]

Ah.. the smith conspiracy... sounds like something for the x-files, no?

 

[ax_murderer]

poop

 

[whattheshit]

i also wonder how worms show up in the middle of pavement right after it rained.

 

[Liam.]

when it rains, the ground gets flooded with water so the worms are forced to come up to the surface to breath. i guess the reason they end up on pavement is from trying to get away from the rain or they are pushed there

 

[hurrisun]

one time my frined was smoking a cigarette and all of a sudden somthing burst out the side and it was a worm and it was like burning it was grossest thing ive ever seen they were native smokes a ziplock bag of them cost like 5 bucks haha

 

[dave44]

Maybe the worm came from your EYE. Eyewormz... eww!

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

Thats gross.

 

[ScrappyJoeYoung]

oh shit dude thats sketch, i hope oakley doesnt have worms inside there lenses cause id be fucked!

 

[chickenwang]

if they are phenoms i know what it was

 

[invaderskier36]

bhahahaha

 

[solitaryman]

thats karma for smoking..

how the fuck would a worm get in your lense though lolololol

 

[PacificRimJob]

a nematode is a roundworm... this thing was definitely segmented.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

OH FUCK ITS AN ANNELID.

 

[AltaPilgrim4973]

finally, someone with shit living in their goggles. ive had a community og gnmoes living in my prodigys for quite sometime. they're alright, but their screaming when i go off dropps gets kinda annoying. perhaps i should start charging rent.

 

[Microcosm]

ahhahaaha, that was good.

 

[word-sauce]

try gnomicide worked great for my butthole!

 

[Reptar.]

hahahahahaha

 

[AMG.]

yea thats the first thing i though of, so yea if their phemons, i also know what it is.

 

[Hannah.]

i wanna see this thing

 

[Boodje.]

hahaha this is funny. and i just tok a test last preiod on anerobic atmopsheres lol

 

[jimmychung]

dude it's some kind of extraterrestrial egg. don't let that shit hatch! kill it!

 

[b-kul]

what?

 

[laxstar]

yea how do you guys know what it is if they are phenoms??? ^^

 

[ride-rider]

it was probly like a fly larva or somthing.

 

[brenker]

that really sucks. toss those goggs.

 

[Grove_Street]

shit... the threads of the universe are falling apart... at least the ns universe. damn Burton is at it again trying to ruin the skiing population

 

[Tinga]

my guess is its probably just a piece of the sealant used to seal the lenses together broke off and now its just chillin' in there

 

[Peter.]

SHOOT MAN CALL THE MEN IN BLACK!!!