Someone stole my helmet

[BlakeG]

Some fuck at Asessippi stole my helmet today, if anyone in Saskatchewan or Manitoba sees someone with a black thall poc with electrical tape covering the rasta and s sarah burke sticker. I WANT YOU TO KILL THEM, SEND ME THEIR BODY SO I CAN CHOP THEM UP AND USE THEM AS FUEL FOR MY CIVIC

*SPARKNOTES* Im rattled af

 

[Dr.Dealgood]

Fuckin' jimmies are kinds of RUSTLED.

Vibes though buddy, gettin stuff snaked is the wurst.

 

[J_Christoph]

Weren't digging the rasta eh?

 

[VT_scratch]

nice

 

[Willard]

Good you don't need a helmet//downvotes commence

 

[HalKK]

I don't think civics can run on mashed body parts...

 

[Huck_Norris]

This is why I always shit in my helmet at the end of the day if I'm gonna stay and get shitty.

 

[humpty]

R u a Indian

 

[PsychedelicMoose]

wow

 

[walterson]

you clearly drive a toyota

 

[BlakeG]

fuck yea they can, ill give you a demo

 

[owenmci]

 

[LukasSchroeder]

dis one:http://www.pocsports.com/en/product/1215/receptor-bug-tanner-hall-ed ?i'll keep an eye out at mission if i go soon

 

[freeskibum82]

really going to kill someone over a helmet? just think. do you really want to wear it after some joey who stole it wears it?

 

[Miomo]

Too bad you don't have lice. That woulda taught 'em.

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

That's why I never leave my shit laying around. Actually I don't even go in the day lodge anymore.

 

[BlakeG]

fuck yea i would

 

[skiierman]

So when the sun goes down, does it become a night lodge?

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

I've never actually gone in at night. Wow, I've never actually had to deal with that predicament. I guess?

 

[RubberSoul]

honestly now, who steals a helmet?

 

[SOSA69]

Helmets are cheap, buy a new one

 

[Lemuel]

I wouldn't really call throwing at least a hunnet cheap.

 

[KJacks]

fuck you blake g i took it the helmet is mine!

 

[Randy_Quench]

maybe if you were wearing it someone wouldnt have stolen it.