an advertisement: Advertise something silly, a one piece perhaps, or advertise the mountain you ski at
short story: easy enough, something you've done skiing
obituary: death of style, easy enough to bitch about. Or death of poles.kids story: ... and the moral of the story is: don't stand in the fucking tranny. Easy enough.
quiz: Shouldn't be too hard.
interview: PM one of the pros on here.