Someone is TPing you... wut would u do

Just let them and because your gf is a bitch yell this out to the team, "My girlfriend has a hairy vagina!!!"
 
thats not that much of an insult, the girls would be like w.e but if you said something about body type/smell.. thats when hes borderline for never getting laid again so i guess it all comes down to wheither or not you like her alot

why is she TPing your house?
 
lob smoke bombs and m-80's over your roof and then run out with camo paint on your face and just start shooting paintball's everywhere, get every little kid on your block to come out with super soakers or something.
 
what happened? tell us. i would probably call the cops for one of ur neighbors tell em to go to your neighbors house cause they smell a weird gas theyll see em and be like hey! and all the girls will be so scared then you swoop in and say no its fine officer i told them they could decorate my house however they found fit. youd save the day make em take it down then youd have the best 12 some of your life.
 
dude, they will be excited, and probably leave the keys in the car, steal their car and leave them their. Then have someone hose them from the house.
 
stay across the road form your house and when htey get out of their cars tp and egg them and their cars
 
yeah that would be so funny to call the police. and soaking the shit out of them would be funny too, but id reccomend if you have alot of fireworks just get like 20 people at your house to throw artillery shells, firecrackers, and other loud shit, and it would scare the shit out of them, or if you have alot of fuse run it into your garage or something, then have it set up so a ton of fireworks all go off at about the same time.
 
go out before they get there and tp your own house then when they get there theyll see that your house is already tp

ed and they will be all discouraged and go home
 
wet down your whole yard with the hose so they cant run verry easly. then just simply spray them with it only stand inbetween them and there cars so they cant get away
 
Get a gun with one of those M203 mil spec grenade launchers on it........ I've seen those launchers in action, they're nuts!
 
i agree go for the cars, tp and saran wrap em or whatever and write on the windsheild and shit w/ shaving cream, that shit sucks to get off glass... could corrode the paint on the car if its left on too long, dunno if u wanna go that far over tp. ive heard bologna will tear paint off cars as well if u let it sit on there, havent tried tho. you can also always deflate the tires or roll under the car with a flashlight and drain their oil.
 
ok a little too extreme there buddy, especially if its your girlfriend, maybe if its someone you didnt know.
 
I say TP your own house so when they get there its already done and u can still tell ur parents it was ur g/f and her friends!!
 
collect dog shit, cat shit, human shit, lizard shit, mouse shit, camel shit and throw it out the windows at them when they come.

or set traps in your yard, like dig big holes and cover with grass, wait till they fall in and then go shit on them
 
go to there cars and take the wheel weights off their cars. Going about 20 it will be normal, but when it gets to about 40 it will be crazy!!
 
haha nothin like a lil dane cook quote.

and as far as it being the gf's car i forgot about that. the naked idea sounds pretty funny tho
 
like five minutes after they start just randomly turn on the sprinkler. then they'll get soaked n they won't even have to know its you because you can pretend its on a timer or something.
 
OPHHHHHHHHHHHHH TOILET PAPERED

just got that

you go outside and kick them in the balls so damn hard that they explode to the point of irreversible dammage
 
get a pump action siphon, like on a boat, theyre pretty cheap, and then hide outside your house, and go pump all the gas out of their cars while they're TPing you, then theyre stuck and you can fuck with them at leisure, plus you get free gas which these days is big $$$
 
put bologna (that how you spell it?) on their cars. when they pull it off, the paint will come off with it (if its the really nasty processed kind. makes me not like bologna so much.
 
do you have aney idea how long that takes...i did it to a kid with a 3000 ft roll of saran wrap took a long ass time but worth it
 
well all the ideas are good so i cam up with this

so first you take off the tires from thier car then you saran wrap it then tp it then you got the her house and tp it and then you will be home just as they are finishing so you to the hanging the dummy thing ,then wile they are freaking out spray them with a hose and also sumwhere in there put up sum boobi traps then go have a victory drink

the prefect plan
 
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