Somebody please hit the Joker stairs rail

14067084:TripleXLHoodies said:
assuming there is little to no friction between your bdog edgless and that handrail, by the time you hit the bottom kink (assuming you can absorb 2700 N of force hitting every kink in the second half of the kinks), my iphone calculator calculations estimate you will be moving at 627.85 m/s

so ya just slide under the closeout u got this g
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I have a 52% in physics 111. Plz pm me. I will pay you big money
 
14069188:fries said:
https://thehooksite.com/the-bronx-joker-stairs-are-now-a-must-visit-nyc-attraction/
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Looks busy as hell... guess we'll need someone used to skiing at an Ikon pass park to hit it, they're used to dealing with the crowds.
 
14069205:jackj said:
Looks busy as hell... guess we'll need someone used to skiing at an Ikon pass park to hit it, they're used to dealing with the crowds.
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Agreed, and possibly we need to offer bonus prize cash to anyone who nose-taps an instagrammer while they're in the air before landing on the rail.
 
14121118:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
If you grease this puppy, you automatically win real ski, you dont even have to submit an edit, they just mail you the medal right there
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It'd still probably be the same length as the other edits that things huge
 
14121678:little_1337 said:
It'd still probably be the same length as the other edits that things huge
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You get penalized because the only rail in your edit is so long it won't fit into the allotted time.
 
Steve stepp should post a troll video where it pans across this rail and cuts to him on an inrun of a similar enough ish urban spot. When he jumps on and the cam turns you see its like a small dfd if even a kink at all. And then on the ride away cut and pan back to the joker rail. I'm sure somebody would get mad and be like "This is a sham, I studied this video and clearly it isn't the same rail!".

I would be willing to donate at least 75 cents toward making this happen.
 
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