Somebody please hit the Joker stairs rail

brotherdad

brotherdad

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Just saw the Joker last night. I didn’t take away much from the movie besides the fact that he frequents a banger 21-kink rail in the Bronx.

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Any NYC skiers out there want to take a crack at this bad boy?
 
A 21 kink closeout on either side,

You're not even asking for a double tib fib anymore you're just cutting the whole line and ordering one.

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assuming there is little to no friction between your bdog edgless and that handrail, by the time you hit the bottom kink (assuming you can absorb 2700 N of force hitting every kink in the second half of the kinks), my iphone calculator calculations estimate you will be moving at 627.85 m/s

so ya just slide under the closeout u got this g
 
14067072:theabortionator said:
I didn't see the movie, but Ill throw in a not at all crisp $1 bill if someone greases it dressed as the joker.
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Shooot, someone sends me a video of them

hitting this rail and I will Venmo them $20 on the spot.
 
14067101:fries said:
Shooot, someone sends me a video of them

hitting this rail and I will Venmo them $20 on the spot.
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There we go 21 kangfirmed dollars. Why wouldn't someone send er for that?
 
Tom wallisch slid that really long rail in the one video so why can’t he do the same thing with a few kinks
 
14067304:brotherdad said:
1165 Shakespeare Ave. Bronx, NY
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Checked it out on street view... looks like a pretty busy street at the top, presumably even at night, bottom is quieter but not much room to stop at the bottom. Looks tough. That being said, I'll throw some cash into the pot: 10 bucks for each kink.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong but it looks like those two lamp posts mid way down would be impossible to not clip your tips on and eat shit
 
14067307:jackj said:
Checked it out on street view... looks like a pretty busy street at the top, presumably even at night, bottom is quieter but not much room to stop at the bottom. Looks tough. That being said, I'll throw some cash into the pot: 10 bucks for each kink.
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14067340:tommy_salami said:
nah just f swap it there
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Thank you tommy salami.

[tag=262093]@jackj[/tag] C’mon man, that’s just an opportunity for style points. I don’t remember specifically but i know the front swap past a light pole has been done plenty of times in various edits.

or we can just knock them down
 
14067357:fries said:
Thank you tommy salami.

[tag=262093]@jackj[/tag] C’mon man, that’s just an opportunity for style points. I don’t remember specifically but i know the front swap past a light pole has been done plenty of times in various edits.

or we can just knock them down
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shoot quoted wrong post, my bad jack
 
14067357:fries said:
Thank you tommy salami.

[tag=262093]@jackj[/tag] C’mon man, that’s just an opportunity for style points. I don’t remember specifically but i know the front swap past a light pole has been done plenty of times in various edits.

or we can just knock them down
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jesper has done one (in one of the Field movies i think). it was sick
 
I might be able to hit it this winter. Will probably just disaster it because I dont want to die. If I cant get up there, [tag=10102]@ParryWithAnA[/tag] this is for you.
 
Even just bombing those stairs with a little snow would be ballsy as hell. You would be hauling ass by the end and just slamming the flat parts built into the stairs. Is there any room to stop at the bottom?
 
14067439:BedBugDoug said:
Even just bombing those stairs with a little snow would be ballsy as hell. You would be hauling ass by the end and just slamming the flat parts built into the stairs. Is there any room to stop at the bottom?
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The bottom goes straight into a street, you have a standard 2 way street and sidewalks worth of room and that's it.
 
14067608:jackj said:
The bottom goes straight into a street, you have a standard 2 way street and sidewalks worth of room and that's it.
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14067616:BedBugDoug said:
Hahaha coming in fukn hot
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No worries, you’ll have crossed the entire street by the time you land, just based on your forward momentum
 
14067084:TripleXLHoodies said:
assuming there is little to no friction between your bdog edgless and that handrail, by the time you hit the bottom kink (assuming you can absorb 2700 N of force hitting every kink in the second half of the kinks), my iphone calculator calculations estimate you will be moving at 627.85 m/s

so ya just slide under the closeout u got this g
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Okay, if we assume that the stairs are about 80 feet tall that would mean that after 2.23 seconds of free falling you would reach the ground; impacting at a speed of 21.86m/s. To reach a speed of 627.85m/s you would need to free fall for 8 seconds which would mean that the stairs would have to be 313.8 meters tall.
 
14067800:henryk15 said:
Okay, if we assume that the stairs are about 80 feet tall that would mean that after 2.23 seconds of free falling you would reach the ground; impacting at a speed of 21.86m/s. To reach a speed of 627.85m/s you would need to free fall for 8 seconds which would mean that the stairs would have to be 313.8 meters tall.
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Normally you may be right, but sliding a rail on bdog edgeless I would imagine goes something like this
 
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