How did Evan win? No. He didn't make this thread. He sent a message with a dumb internet threat to Steezus, acting like Coolsteve McStevencool of the intarweb. Then eHAeth, made this thread, and Evan was called out for sending such a gay threat, one that he wasn't even able to come through on. He was ridiculed mercilessly. Evan lost so fucking hard.