Some weird sex laws

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This post contains some weird and strange sex laws.

Brought to you by no other than Rose DesRochers.

I should warn you now that this blog post contains topics of a mature nature and may not be suitable for younger viewers.

Are you aware that there are sodomy laws in some states that prohibit oral sex? I did not know that. Interesting

Oral sex is illegal in Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

Although some of these sex laws may be old laws it is interesting to know that…..

In Utah adultery, oral sex and anal sex are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.

It’s illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada.

In Willowdale, Oregon, it is against the law for a husband to curse during sex.

In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances including the wedding night.

In Hawaii, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin vending-machine condom sales are banned.

In Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin an erection that shows through a man’s clothing is illegal.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it’s illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

In Skullbone, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to pleasure a man while he is sitting behind the wheel of any moving vehicle.

Adultery is punishable by a $1,000 fine and/or one year in prison in California.

In Minnesota it is illegal for men to have sex with live fish. (Say what? Men are having sex with fish?)

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. ( I’m glad that I don’t live in Washington D.c.)

In Logan County, Colorado it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. ( I’m not moving there.)

In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

In Salem, Massachusetts married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms. ( Remind me never to rent a room there.)

In Indiana men over 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if a female passenger under the age of 17 is in his car and not wearing her socks and shoes.

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. ( Say what?)

If a police officer in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene. ( Thanks for the warning.)

This law is hilarious.

It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session. ( Did they really need this law?)

These excerpts are from various sites around the net. The

accuracy of these laws is questionable. If you enjoyed this post, why not stumble it or digg it?

 
It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session. ( Did they really need this law?)

hahaha someone obviously decided to spice up their midweek meeting with a penis costume!

in st andrews, scotland, it is LEGAL to let your sheep graze on the old course golf course on a sunday...not a sex law ( i think :/ ) but useful to know nevertheless
 
we have a law in PA where you are allowed to shoot at native americans in groups of five or more because they are considered a war party
 
In Hawaii, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin vending-machine condom sales are banned.

bullshit, they sell condoms in every gas station in PA....
 
Lmao. California has no laws like these...

And that 1000$/imprisonment adultry thing is bullshit. At least in most counties..
 
a lady from the rape center came to my school and told us that anal and oral sex are against the law. she also told us the age of consent.
 
the one about how you cant do a vigrin in washington is hog wash. then people couldnt consumate their marrage and shit. that is just crazy talk.
 
In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it’s illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

roflcopter
 
heres a few more I found, I dont know if they're true or not, but they're strange so whatever..

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (OK, like THAT makes sense...)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Now let's just think for a minute...is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (We have to presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law...)
 
t’s illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances including the wedding night.


Ok, seriously, how are you supposed to have kids? Hope the condom breaks?

In pre-columbian Mexico, being drunk was a privilege or men over the age of 70. If a younger man was found drunk, his head was shaved and his house was destroyed. If he was found drunk a second time he was killed. And a man who died due to drinking too much was often eaten. hahaha, not a fun place to live.
 
^ I guess you would have to go out of the state for a night, or even a few hours. maybe stay in a seedy roadside motel that rents rooms by the hour
 
In Skullbone, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to pleasure a man while he is sitting behind the wheel of any moving vehicle.

Any area with laws against road head is i place i wanna stay far away from.
 
its ok, the small town i live in had the highest teen pregnancy per capita in canada for quite a few years.
 
haha look at this one i found! in texas its illeagal to have forced sex with a woman... but its leagal to have forced sex with a man or the dead body of a man or woman.
 
I think most of these are bull. I think I've read most of them before but with different states.

And yeah you can buy condoms from vending machines in WI
 
okay, see this is why you can't believe people on the interwebs, this law applies to and is written for prostitution, which is legal here is good old nevada. seriously though, check things for yourself before believing some random bs.
 
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