Some Things Not to Say During Sex

lol, u had some good ones hobo. how about...

-that's not how HE did it

-Ok, now do ME up the ass

-That's not how my dad taught me how to do it.

-What--you don't have herpes too??

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peace--->chris

***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***

Proud Member of the Hobum Posse
 
variation of the rodeo din it doggy style then you spit on her back and then she turns around and you punch her in the face so her nose bleeds then you unleash you load on her face. its called the strawberry sundea

 
don't say 'oh, sorry babe, gotta go bring back a dead thread on NS'

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

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In Memory of Phrosty

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Formerly Need2Ski69
 
-did I mention my Aunt Marge died in this bed?

-oh but I just brushed my teeth!

-sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names

-Catie

~*~*Good things come in pretty packages!*~*~

'I come from a Christian family...' lol Lizzybeth

'Girls have balls...they're just higher up'- Shay

make boursht, not bombs!
 
-chill, that green ooze that's comin out...pure protein

-*widen eyes, then scream* UH OHHHH! (its hilarious how they panic)

-WHOA! you should see these crabs colonizing ur snatch!

RyEe MiTcH
 
Old threads rule

'Uh..do you have any polysporin?'

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
Dad, can i use the car tonight?

-Sure, but you know what you gotta do first...

Ugh, fine. eew, Dad! your cock smells like shit!!

-Oh thats right, your brother has the car tonight!!!

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
 
wow, you look alot like my sister up close.

___________________

- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

In Memory of Phrosty

N2S Media

Formerly Need2Ski69
 
Represent! beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeotch RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH REP REP!!

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH REP REP!

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! www.ancientinc.com

'If I was a smart man I would tell you everthing I knew and give to you every time you needed a talking to what would that do?

Teach you my guidlines so you could be a cheerleader at your own game on the sidelines!'

-Slug of Atmosphere

All your family was assitant pimps. My pimpin' comes from a family tree, my grand daddy was a pimp my great great granddaddy was a pimp, i'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' been pimpin' since been PIMPIN'!!!!!!!!
 
hahahahahahahahahahahaha funny shit 221.

'Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!'

 
my ex-girlfriend once said 'i want a baby' during sex. now do i need to explain why she's my EX-girlfriend?

This crying, this screaming, my voice is being born

Theory-3 Media
 
i told you i only get it once a month whether i like it or not you need to get a little more horny r something she didnt like that that much

 
so is it not a good idea to scream harvey or reedy when im having sex with a ho?

This crying, this screaming, my voice is being born

Theory-3 Media
 
say nothing, screw your face all up and jump/run

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
 
-your mom is pretty good too guess it runs in the family.

- Oh shit 9:00 , the games on!

- I gtg my wife is waiting for me.

Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?

Fuck the Q!
 
estaked, you run the risk of being the 1st person kicked out of the RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH. cut the crap.

if u gonna run wid da crew, ya gotta chill. and take the REP REP! out of you sig. gives a bad look to da crew, yo.

___________________

- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

In Memory of Phrosty

N2S Media

Formerly Need2Ski69
 
'get out'

'and shave your ass'

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
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