Some sexy new moves...

The Secret Affair

While eating her boxed

lunch, start a flirtatious conversation with her vagina. When she asks

you what you're doing, deny you are talking to anyone. When she closes

her eyes again, laugh and then whisper into her vagina, "Shhhhh! You're

going to get me in trouble."
 
this ones a lill harsh...

The Jon Benet

Have your girl dress up like the rotting corpse of a murdered seven-year-old beauty pageant contestant. You wear a sign that reads, "The News Media". Then fuck her mercilessly into the ground for more than decade.
 
haha man some of those had me laughing so hard. whats with the jon benet ramsey one though? thats fucked up. i like the one like "bonus points if you murder julia roberts"so random.
 
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