Some Posers

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D-spin

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I'm Realy getting pissed of at these kids that are to big of pussies to hit the tables, so they sesh up the Jumps going onto the rails? Like how gay is that, and if there gonna hit the Jumps they can atleast gap the hole rail(its only a little more then 10 feet) it realy pisses me off because my and my freinds usally end up fixxing the big ass groves that go out to the sides of the rail and realy f*ck you up. I dunno if anyone els has this problem but I just needed to vent...

'Joyride Flims'
 
POSERS ARE SUCH POSERS! TOXIC GRABS ROCK! ALL GIRLS WHO SKI ARE HOT!

''It started in like a hiccup, then I took the biggest vilest crap of my life. It gushed forth like someone shot a whole in a keg of beer. My legs were kicking all over the place uncontrollably. All the muscles in my body tensed, quivered and shook. I don't know what an exorcism feels like, but I bet it was alot like that.'' -Dan ''Maximumsushi'' MacIntyre
 
i agree, killington has small tables that the kids can hit to learn but they insist on hitting the jumps onto the rails...fuckin posers...

 
i dont, what are they posihg as by going off those jumps?

''ghetto is not having money to feed your kids not a piece of metal''- googoo271
 
they could b 'posing' as pussies, but it sounds like they already are, so theyre just pussies

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
I'm sorry I forgot that you guys don't like to be called posers, how about.... shitty skiers

'Joyride Flims'
 
Edit: SHITTY SKIERS ARE SO SHITTY! TOXIC GRABS ROCK! ALL GIRLS WHO SKI ARE HOT!

''It started in like a hiccup, then I took the biggest vilest crap of my life. It gushed forth like someone shot a whole in a keg of beer. My legs were kicking all over the place uncontrollably. All the muscles in my body tensed, quivered and shook. I don't know what an exorcism feels like, but I bet it was alot like that.'' -Dan ''Maximumsushi'' MacIntyre
 
alpentik donst your grand ma ski? and does that mean u think your grandma is hot, so that meens u have had sex with her? just an educated guess

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
alpentik donst your grand ma ski? and does that mean u think your grandma is hot, so that meens u have had sex with her? just an educated guess

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
that has been a problem at my home resort in the past, but what they've done in the past week to one of their rails, is make the jump a foot lower than the rail..so you have to like jump on sorta, also it helps to make the lips on like 8 feet wide so if you want to hit it as a table you can do so 4 feet away from the rail

pat____________________

p.a.t.productions.

You're dressed to kill, look who's dying.

I love Cumar Palluna.

 
maybe there just learning, and dont want to hit the bigger jumps. if thats the case, we all were hitting small jumps at one time, which would make all of us posers, which would make you a hypocrate.

''ghetto is not having money to feed your kids not a piece of metal''- googoo271
 
Every one at my hill is a poser except like 10 people.

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What do rocks and chicks have in common?

You skip the flat ones!!!!
 
i hate people who try and pull grabs off the ramps leading onto a rail!!!! If i see it happen i usually tell them what a poser they are and head back to the kiddy hill.!!!

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Towelie is my Hero
 
What is a poser?

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-Dan

Ski_Instructor_Mike:

''when the clock hits 4:20 I will make a brain cacoon. I'm so psyched''
 
technically a poser is someone who poses as something. ie: a kid wants to be a skateboarder so he decks himself out in skate clothing but cant really skate. i still dont see how jumping off of jumps to rails makes you a poser.

''ghetto is not having money to feed your kids not a piece of metal''- googoo271
 
i like sausage

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
oh my god, there's nothing i hate more than kids that are trying to learn newschool type skiing...i mean, if they have twin tips they should be really good, you know? and the kids that dress all hip hoppy because that is what their idols wear, what's up with that?

''Revolution's like a pussy, I'm trying to stay up in it.''
 
i dress like you because i love you alpentalik.

also, if theyre making the ruts from landing beside the rail, how is that doing anything to you? you should be getting off of the rail at the end, not the side.

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WHAT?
 
as sarcastic as the was alpentalik, that made a point

''ghetto is not having money to feed your kids not a piece of metal''- googoo271
 
i pose as a girl on the weekends wen i ski/ so wen i bust fat shyt ther like yo pretty good for a chick/ now i am sponsored by nordica and i am going to hv my own poster like kristi

i rap like im ludicrs/ i just ate a ludifisk/ thats a type of fish/ now shut the fuk up bich/

eat poop all u haters

stevens pass is the shyt

ummmm......

davisjibsdildos sux at skiing

alright peece

am i suppose to right sumsing cool here...

 
Uhh, what if they at least try, does that make them posers? I mean, because I am a poser and all.

What has a whale done for you lately?
 
Those people do piss me off, that they don't push themselves. But I suck too, so I am not going to judge.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
DSPIN: this is something you said in response to reedy's recent article:

'ya I used to be like that, the only reson I went out skiing was because I wanted to become pro someday, and I worried what everyone thought about me and shit, now I just go out to have fun and I find that I end up progresing faster and i actully enjoy myself...'

who cares what the kids going off the small jumps are doing? You yourself say you go out and have fun, mabe these kids are having fun too. They could be perfectly content with what they're doing, and you have no right to make fun of them. If those kids are enjoying themselves doing what we all love, what difference does it make?

''ghetto is not having money to feed your kids not a piece of metal''- googoo271
 
just cause you cant rail 50feet or throw a cork9 doesnt mean your a poser. if your at least trying your not a poser. a poser is someone who buys all the latest gear and hangs out in the chalet showing it off all day. don;t be so harsh, we all started somewhere.

 
Whats a chalet

I have all 'the latest gear' I guess, and I don't hit the 90 footers at the bottom of the park. I'm perfectly happy with where I am, not dying.

What has a whale done for you lately?
 
And what's with the gear? Who cares if they have twins and are just learning, what better to learn on than the actual skis used for the shit. I mean, what do you want them to learn on? Grand dads old 210 teles? If they can afford new twins to learn on why bash them as being posers?

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
 
why have we resurected another irritation 'poser' thread? oh no.. i just made it worse...

..must

...let

...it die

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
at smuggs we have a serious problem with this...our 'big' hits which are only like 35 feet at the most, are crowded wtih little shits who go up, then have to crawl over the lip of the thing ...thereby destroying it...then on the way down they take a couple of nice carve runs down the landing scraping away the little snow we have on the landing. the catch to this though is that we have a smaller jump RIGHT NEXT to it, and also two other 'terrain parks' over the mountain with jumps perfect for them to learn on...i just really dont get that...why the biggest jump and why destroy the lip to it then ? when there are like fucking 6 other jumps PPPPPEEEEEERRRRFFEEEEECCT for them to go hit

so fuck you too

sub honcho of ECVM
 
alright ya i skiboarded before this week, but i just bought some Skogens, ya i can ski them and all i can do is 180 them so far but jumping over the rail is actually how i got used to fucking jumping with these skis... so now i can hit the table tops, today was my 3 DAY EVER SKIING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! so i tend to think alot of kids have a reason to hit that little jump, if i just hit a 50 foot table my first air on skis then i would have died, so dont fucking make fun or not like those kids, i get frustrated with them alot but you no like some people already said those kids are probably having a better time then have of you kids trying to 'look cool for the crowd' thats my two since....... o ya and if it means anything to all the skiboarders skis are alot harder to do than skiing, i mean its like hard to grab compared to like a 1080 on skiboards.......

-i just farted, can you smell it?-
 
because they think that the bigger the jump the cooler they are. Apparently they never saw andy wods or philou poirier do awesome shit with low amplitude

-this comin from the guy that backseated a safety once.

Friend-'Dude, i just got a 130 on my iq test'

Me- 'Thats an SAT'

Friend-'Oh shit'
 
' i mean its like hard to grab compared to like a 1080 on skiboards.......'

QUOTE OF THE FUCKIN YEAR!!!!

 
ahhahaha 3rd day skiing and you are in the park. Why dont you actually go learn to ski in like, i dunno a run (beisides the terrain park), so maybe you can carve or ski tree's or something besides just be a jibba thug fur lizife

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*Proud Member Of The Carhartt Posse
 
first off you should stop crying and maybe you shouldnt even be skiing if you arent good enough to get onto a rail of a small kick just cause some kid cut a line off of it. theres only one thing i hate more than posers....and thats people that cry about posers.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
'theres only one thing i hate more than posers....and thats people that cry about posers.

Taste Death. Live Life.'

Word.

 
I pose all the time, and wreck table lips just for fun, and I stand on top hits and take photos where I pose in funny sexual positions with pocket-rocket.

but seriously alpentalik tells the truth, just because they have 'good' equipment and cant ski as good as you sertanly dosent make them a poser, it makes you a poser for calling them a poser and therefore makes me a poser for calling you a poser and thusly makes seth morrison a poser caus I'v never seen him do a dspin 1440 off a cliff and makes tanner hall a poser caus didnt score high enough in last years x-games to make me happy.

go home you silly wanker.

 
the great thing is that at my hill, if you roll up on a weekday, pretty much everyone shreds... not a problem! you just gotta be careful on weekends....

-all you need are drums to start a dance party-

 
I don't think ur a poser because ur only triing rails

I think a poser is som1 who said he's a sk8er and wear sk8ing cloth and never ride a sk8board...

 
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