Some of These are Really Funny

Dear the fat girl in our group of friends,We love you, but please stop calling yourself fat in front of us. It's not our fault, and it just makes things really awkward.Sincerely, tired of lying to your face.
 
Dear World,

Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one and it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around... and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my child's throat.

Sincerely, tired of hearing your religious guff.

Dear Nazis,

You did what?!?! I said I hate JUICE!

Sincerely, Hitler.
 
Dear Kids on my Street (And their ignorant parents),

Please get out of the street. Don't stare at me and expect me to drive around your basketball game to get home. The road is for cars. Next time, you'll be under mine.

Sincerely, I Will Mow Down the Little Fuckers.

Dear Haiti,

Is it too soon to ask what's shakin'?

Sincerely, going to hell for this

 
i was laughing wicked hard in the library and was getting such wierd looks, but most of these of very fuunnnyy
 
Dear J.K. Rowling,

Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?

Sincerely, Anonymous.
 
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