Some fucked up shit

Dog is no longer man's best friend. And women just went down a notch too. Every time I see a woman walking a dog I will be suspicious, and feel sexually redundant at the same time.
 
I once walked in on a girl I knew via the roof.

She was sucking of her dog.

I quickly made a picture, confronted her and blackmailed her for three crates of beer and two bottles of Moet.

She was a right minger, surprised the dog even gave her the chance.
 
One time i dressed in a dog suit and pretended to be this random dudes dog. I ended up giving his friend a rim job
 
"Wow - I can't believe so many other people have had this experience. When I was 15 I was sitting on my bed with my laptop in my lap and I started masturbating. While I was doing it our Cockapoo came up between my legs and just started licking me there. It grossed me out at first and I pushed her away, but then she came back and for some reason I let her do it, I don't know why. I thought she would just lick a bit and then go away but she didn't and her tongue ended up giving me an orgasm. I was so ashamed afterward that I swore I would never do it again, but then I did it again anyway just a couple of nights later. I kept telling myself I would stop doing it eventually but I did it with her regularly until I went to college this year. I figured I was done with it but when I went home on break I did it the first night I was back. I know it's gross, and I would never tell anyone I know about it, but it's become such a habit that if I have a chance I know I'll probably keep doing it."

"I would never tell anyone I know about it, but it's become such a habit that if I have a chance I know I'll probably keep doing it"

"I know I'll probably keep doing it""

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The last reply provided a number. I'll even copy and paste it for you guys.

" my name is kate and im 14 && have 2 dogs and im just wondering if any other girls that have dogs lick them down there would want 2 talk 2 me about it? im still kinda shy about doing it! so text meee && we can talk! only girls that have dun it! 518 290 1462"

Have fun
 
so who found this at TGR, and how? because chances are they want their dog to lick their genitalia too.
 
This picture was the first thing I saw after reading this thread and switching to my open facebook tab, no fucking joke.

A chick posted the pic, by the way.

I'm beyond weirded out by the coincidence.

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I don't even like being naked around my dog, sometimes I think dogs have cameras in them that relay directly to the government allowing them to spy on our deepest secrets, perfect cover
 
If you want to do it then I say go for

it. I have licked a few canine pussies as well as let some dogs lick my

balls and asshole. It feels pretty good and they never want to stop.

If you do this and like it, the next step is actual sex. I hear that is

incredible for women. I have watched beastiality porn and it's a fucking

turn on. I have seen women with dogs and horses and I watched a guy

fuck a female horse til he came in her. It was hot to see. I have even

thought about how much I'd love to blow a horse or have a dog fuck my

asshole. So I feel your dilemma.

If the dog eats you out and you like it, you will eventually want to

fuck the dog. It can't get you pregnant so I don't see a big deal with

it. Go for it, I say!

wtf?

 
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