Some crazy chicks mom wants to drug test me and a bunch of people

Benson23

Benson23

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yea theres some girl in our class and she got high with us once and her mom thought she was but didnt really catch her so now her moms spazzin out and wants to drug test a buncha people? can she even do that i dont think she can shes not gettin my piss.
 
she can not force you to do anything against your will, but she could have your parents do it or she may not let you see her daughter ever again.
 
tell her shes a joke and to fuck off,.. this is the real world.. she can just go around asking someone to piss in a cup undersuspission,..

aslo act EXTREMELY pissed off at her and be like "WHAT A FUCKING INSULT BITCH!,. NO I WON PISS IN A CUP> AND I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW U CAN GO AROUND ACCUSEING PEOPLE OF THIS SHIT! IM FUCKIN INSULTED! DON EVEN FUCKIN TALK TO ME!,.. YOU.... DONT EVEN DESERVE THE TIME OF DAY FROM ME
 
well depending on your body if it was more than 7 days ago your fine. unless you smoked since than. But than they cant prove that if your piss is dirty that you smoked with her. It just confirms the fact that you got high so its basically pointless.
 
i suggest you just tell her to piss off, cause she cant get and drug test if you dont want to to do it against your will, she cant get it done unless theres proof or if your getting a job that requires it or something... but she's a twat.
 
Its not legal at all, and somebody should press charges on her for invasion of privacy if she tries to coerce one person into doing so.
 
The fourth ammendment protects you from unlawful/unwarrented searches and seizures and in this case she is trying to seize ur pee. unless she gets a warrent, which she wont be able to do, she can not legally pee test you
 
i hope you dont mean a 40 of beer... cause thats old school what people do now is drink black lable smirnoff... i mean 50% vodka, you can light that shit on fire... you know your booze is good when... i baught a 26 of that shit and a bottle of saki me and some chick both shared that and i was drunk till like 5PM the next day and she was drunk till like 8PM the next day.. hahahaha
 
if you decide to take the test, i have a friend that would take two bottles of those cranberry pills the day before his test and passed every time. you can get them at health stores, they are supposed to help with urinary tract and bladder infections so they will make you pee a lot and clean you out for the test
 
just shit for her and say "sorry.... ohhh. you wanted the ooooootther one, dang..." then tell her to fuck off..

unless shes a cop she cant make u do shit,.. and cops cant even unless they have a suspission supported by evidence..

or tell her she can collect it herself,.. and start pissing,.. and if she actually tries for some sick reason.. piss all over her hands and leg. and face and in her d cups ^^

fuckin eh.

dumb coonch
 
Yeah dude, there is no fucking way some random bitch can make you take a drug test cause she thinks her daughter may or may not have gotten high with you, tell her there's no way in hell she has any reason to want to drug test you, and the only thing she has a chance of getting out of your cock is a hot load in her mouth.
 
wait wtf? you joking? even if you got your bladder removed (is that even possible) peeing is a body function, where would your pee go, you cant connect your kidneys to send piss to your ass. if anybody bought this excuse they are retarted
 
Kinda what I was thinking too, but it's pretty funny if he made up a whole story about how he had to have his bladder surgically removed for some reason, and they believed it.
 
Technically it is possible. But you would need some sort of sack atatched to you because the piss would drain freely out of you. It would be similar to a colostomy. Which is when they divert your colon because of a medical issue so the poo just flows out of you into a bag attached to your side.
 
yeah, pretty much theres no chance of getting tested, but she can still be a bitch about letting you hang out with her daughter
 
hahahahaha, plus a straight edge kid wouldnt do it for you, i love the hardcore ones that go to hardcore shows and are like "SxE hardcore dude"
 
Now that I think about it, I knew a kid once who pissed out of his belly button, he had to like attach a little tube so he could piss, it was weird as shit, I dunno why though, he has some medical condition that he had to have a operation for. He told us that everything still worked when we asked if he couldn't have sex.
 
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