Some bitch ran into me in the Safeway parking lot last night

yea man, especially weed that stuffs the must addictive I hear. I almost got caught up in the addiction when I took a weed one time, but I managed to resist. Scary stuff.
 
HHAHAHAHAAH please take her to court over a bong. kid, its time to put down the herb and actually use your brain. also, your friends a dipshit for lending you his piece which your greasy ass completely neglected. don't be surprised if that kid doesn't call you anymore. i sure as shit wouldn't.
 
Real friend ships go farther than bongs, and money. If thats your thinking of what friends are you're a fake bitch.

Either way the bong is going to be replaced some how.

 
you still broke your friends bong. and you want to take some lady to court over it. i wouldn't want to be friends with your loser-ass. time to stop loitering with your "dank nugs" at Safeway and get a job.
 
Sorry your glass broke man! Shitty situation for sure, least your whip didnt get fucked up or something else though. Don't know whats up with all the bong hate lol, I mean if he wrapped it up let off him. Just a person trying to get from point A to point B and be prepared. Also for the people saying he's dumb for spending that much on a bong, theres a difference between high end glass and low end glass. A big difference.
 
I broke it? Some bitch driving a civic broke it when she decided to drive passed me stop for some reason, as I was looking the other way since I just saw someone I knew. I continued to walk across the cross walk and she backed up and hit me.

I never said I was going to take her to court. That is a waste of time. Also I have a job and was not loitering. I was going to safeway in order to get food like a regular person.

 
you had it in your backpack. if ou didn't have it there, it wouldn't of broke. so yes, you mostly broke it. how hard is this to understand? seriously burn your medical card. it's making you retarded.
 
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Do you ever get out of your house to smoke? Or bring bongs to other places? I was returning it to him, how else am I supposed to transport the bong. A good bong isn't going to break from being carried in a backpack. Its how everyone I know smokes and there is never an issue unless someone is a dumbass and tosses a bag down in the ground when they don't know there is a bong in it.

I was meeting up with them to get food at safeway and smoke out of a nice ass bong. I didn't leave it in my back pack it was meant to be there, god damn your stupid.
 
You're gonna look like the biggest idiot going into her work and saying "pay me 300 dollars for the bong you broke!"
 
you're being a pretty shitty person right now ... "yeah it's your fault the bong broke, you should have know you were going to get hit by a car that day; better burn your medical card because you're so retarded"

check yourself you unreasonably whiny internet bitch, he got hit by a car
 
mind - kind of - blasted??

im not sure if mindblasted or not.

i want to say yes, but my mind is saying naaaa B i got this.
 
Was anyone else expecting this kid to get arrested by the police for having a bong?

This story could have been so much better.
 
what the fuck is he doing with a bong in his backpack going into a fuckiing Safeway? honestly you are a huge loser defending this kid who obviously can't go a day without "blazin da herbs wit da homies and their sick 300 dollar bong their parents can't know about that dipshit here decided was smart to walk around with.
 
I already explained why I was at safeway with a bong...

I actually only smoke a few times a week and the parents know of the bong and don't care. My friends would even rather see me smoke weed then get drunk, or smoke cigarettes, and my parents have accepted the fact that I smoke and don't really mind it.

You sound like a person I would definitely want to stay far away from. Bongs can be replaced dude, and I know lots of people who cary their glass with them via their back pack. Stop trippin and take your dads dildo out your butt.
 
gotta love when the NS moral police show up...

if it was any other $300 item in the backpack that got broken, i guarantee you guys wouldn't say stupid shit like "well if he had 300 to buy it in the first place, how does he not magically have 300 more to spend on another one?...oh cause he's a DRUG ADDICT"

im not taking any sides on this whole thing and didnt read every post but man you guys are so simple minded sometimes "oh boy im gonna type out a 3 paragraph sermon projecting on this guy who smokes weed..i'm def jerking off tonight!"
 
I miss having a Safeway, chocolate for a $ a kg was glorious, now it's like 5x that
 
to be fair, the person he was replying to had just said "it wouldn't of broke [sic]" so i dont think your theory holds much water
 
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Fuck you, you sound like an immature nobody. $300 is $300, I dont care if youre fucking bill gates. $300 is a good amount of money, and any mature wise person would try and get their $300 of broken property replaced. You have to be a true moron to say that $300 is not worth any effort, and to even insinuate that hes in the wrong after getting hit by some dumb bitch who didnt look behind her? Lol come on dude...
 
I quoted the only part of your post that makes any sense.

First of all, it wasn't $300. He didn't get run over and $300 cash lit itself on fire in his pocket. He had an overpriced piece of glassware in his backpack whose only purpose is is to smoke weed out of. In my more formative years, we did that out of an apple. Yes, at one point he may have made the egregious error of handing someone $300 in exchange for this pipe, but $300 it is not.

That's not even really the point though. Young Buck here, bee-boppin his way through the safeway parking lot with his backpack full of juvenile shit has made it clear that recouping value for his broken glassware is a major priority for him. He has filed a report with the police, he's investigated insurance claim options, hell, hes even solicited the advice of (mostly) adolescent boys on a skiing website for advice. His best plan after all this brilliant research...(wait for it)... is to go harass the woman since insurance won't cover his favorite toy. The opportunity cost of this prolonged hissy fit is a long look in the mirror, followed by the realization that he is generally a waste of space and perhaps he should cut his losses (pretty much his whole life up to this point) and start fresh. With a little ambition and maturity he could have actually transitioned from a slacker in the safeway parking lot to a productive society member. Your defense of his efforts to recoup 300 bucks shows YOUR lack of understanding of basic economic principals as well as an inability to conduct cost/benefit analyses.

Also, I dont know if you're new here but you don't need to post a picture of yourself at the end of the post.
 
you guys are forgetting that if he has his card, that 300 dollars of property is still legally 300 dollars of his property. i would try my hardest to get that money back.
 
OP, i'm assuming the medical papers you're talking about allow you to use weed for medicinal purposes. Does your friend also have his papers? Did you tell the police it wasn't your bong? If you're pretending the bong is your property, then you should probably call her up and demand the $300. If she still denies, explain to her that even though the property she is responsible for breaking happens to be a bong, it is as legal to own as any other piece of property (I'm assuming it is legal where you live, or that you're legally allowed to own it as a medical marijuana user), and that if she continues to deny settlement outside of court, you will be forced to file a case with your state's small claims court. Make sure to explain to her that settlement outside of court is a much easier option (most cases like this are settled outside of court).
 
Umm... you'd be surprised how the wealthy don't give a fuck about a few hundred bucks...

and they're not worth 20 billion dollars.

You're a fucking idiot. I bet good ol' Bill wipes his wife's cunt after a rough shagging with 100 dollar bills. Dude is a pimp.
 
This is the single stupidest fucking thing I have put through my brain today.

1- Just because you dont agree with spending $300 on glass doesnt mean you can try and act like others shouldnt. Some poors like smoking outta apples, and some people like smoking out of $15,000 pieces of art (Crillo where you at my nigga)

1.5- In addition to that, its his friends, so unless hes a shit friend/person, hes gonna try and get the money.

2- He has a MMJ card. That "toy" is legally (statewise) a medical apparatus. What if the woman had hit him and smashed his $300 nebulizer or Oxygen tank? Yea, just cause you dont think weed is medicine, doesnt mean his local gov doesnt think it is.

"Your defense of his efforts to recoup 300 bucks shows YOUR lack of understanding of basic economic principals as well as an inability to conduct cost/benefit analyses. "

Yea.... economic principals? The dude got hit by a car and wants his property replaced.. the fuck you talking about econ. Id love for you to show me some public sector analysis that relates to this in any way. Or maybe you meant macro econ? Damn bro, inflation really got him, huh?

oh and throwin the CBA in there to sound extra smart, yea cause that makes sense, theres really a ton of negatives associated with legally pursuing someone who wrongfully injured you
 
I dont get the hate, ok he is a stoner and he had a bong, BIG FUCKING DEAL. If you get your 300 dollar watch broken you would do the same as him, doesn't matter if it is a bong or not its his property and the woman broke it, she has to pay it back.
 
If you really want to be that asshole and sue... Ur taking it from the wrong angle. You have to go to the doctors and get them to diagnose that you got whiplash or a concussion or some shit like that. Then you can sue for pain and suffering. You then call the lady and tell her you'll play lawyer with her which is pretty expensive(it's just a threat)..... Or the two of you could settle it right now and get 300 bucks for the bong. Ur welcome
 
You fuckin idiot. The cop was trying to help you out. You should have said YES call an ambulance, I'm seeing double of everything. Then bam, you sue her for losses of income because you are mentally retarded and can no longer work. You don't realize it yet but you were given a goddamn present from the heavens being hit by that car, but you took a big ol shit on it and you're worried about a fuckin bong.
 
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