SOLUTION TO A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

or you can get a ray gun,upgrade it and buy juggernog, speed cola and blast those pussys till theyre nothing more than walking stubs... that's my solution
 
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I don't think slow zombies are even possibly, I mean everybody has seen a zombie movie and be like "yo, hit them in head bro." Then all the zombies would die because they are slow.

The fast zombies in 28 days later are fucking scary as hell though.
 
I work at a Portable on Demand warehouse that my dad owns. If shit goes down, im headed to the warehouse, hopping on the forklift, and dropping 16k pound pods over the front door. The only other access, is the loading ramp in the back. Go in the back, and create a wall with pods around the outside where I can store the PODS Semis, and other vehicles. This will allow me to stay in a nice lil compound.

Next door is a Guns and Ammo warehouse, so put a hole in the wall, and raid that place, and then place a POD over the hole, and stack it so its 3 stories up. Create a small lil stack of PODS in the center, with a ladder, to create an elevated command area to sleep in, and have the offices to store things.

People store all sorts of things, so then ill be able to break the locks on PODS and grab mattresses, and furniture, and break the military personnel PODS to get more equipment.

The warehouse is next to an Auto Center, so Ill have a large motor pool for personal use, and plenty of fuel to siphon.

After this initial setup, I will scavenge for food, and water in the nearby warehouses, and figure things out from there.

Seems like a good initial plan.
 
Lol I know, I just found those and thought it would be funny to post here since the huge fixation on WRX's and STI's on this site.
 
Personally, i think the best means of getting away from the zombies are, islands. When i think about it, what better of a place than an island like Hawaii. Or maybe even Alcatraz? some place far enough where the Z's wont even think of going. No way in hell those sneaky son's o' bitches will swim across miles of water to some deserted island.
So now that i have my location, i will need a boat, somewhat big in size. Defiantly a sailboat so i don't need to worry about gas. I will make trips every so often to restock on food and such.
as for population, i will need some trustworthy guys. But nobody im not to close to so i wont hesitate to kill them. Then i will need some attractive bitches (solid 7 and above) for 2 reasons:
a. cook foodb. repopulate
Next, we will develop a shelter composed of what abundant materials we can find. Hopefully we go to a place where people are already, but not too many. Like Hawaii.
as for defense, im not too concerned. because i have chosen a location where i shouldn't encounter any Z's. Now, if a zombie somehow makes its way to our hideout, we will be prepared with arrows and spears. Also guns for a last resort. the arrows are good for long range shooting and make it so you can get your ammo back. The spears offer both long range and close range protection.
seems pretty full proof to me? and yes i did have a dream about this.
 
lol someones been reading this thread.

1 flaw i see. : the bitches. learn to cook your own food, having to take care of the women is going ot be an ordeal especially in these kinds of situations. so if you dont have too, dont pick up any extra.
 
I see what your getting at. And yes, i did read this whole thread, took me like 30 mins and it was so worth it. Anyway, you will need a girl or two to repopulate. And they take care of themselves. i can cook just fine, i just threw in the cooking thing for shits and giggles.
 
I have a cabin in a remote area of the sunshine coast where i could camp out. It runs on solar power, has a backup generator, get fresh water from the well and has a 10 year propane supply. I built myself 2 separate small sleeping cabins out back which goes to show just how easy it is using logs found in the forest. Second last time i was there we caught on average 40 prawns and 5 fish a day if we worked at it for around 3 hours so food is not an issue. Second all the islands around there come straight out of the water, all cliffs, so building a fortress on top of a well placed cliff is a great idea. When it comes down to fuel and supplies theirs plenty of small fishing towns along the coast all around an hour or so boat ride from my cabin location making access fairly easy (oh did i mention there's a major weed plantation little over an hour boat ride away?). On the trip up there, once the apocalypse was in full swing id take my dads 6 wheel, ford superduty to rape any zombies that try and get in my way but i would stop by any and all hunting and fishing stores along the way to stock up on knifes, guns, bows, and fishing gear because you can easily loose lures on the rocky ocean floor. Once everything was boarded up and armour proof id work on finding survivor bitches to bring back and rape with nobody to hear their screams..
 
Im just gonna try and get a bunch of people and just make a cruise boat nation. Yeah it'd take a lot of communication that we probably wouldnt have but if you could pull it off youd just be living.
 
Personally, I'd want as many friends/family/hot bitches possible to hang with me in my post apocalypse safe zone.

Sure it probably makes survival harder/riskier but shit, (as others have said) a life without these people is not worth living if you ask me. FUCK being a loner in your own little log cabin in bumfuck no where. Who would you get on the piss with haha?

 
sounds solid. i was also thinking if ever you have an island thats somewhat big, and population remains stable,( like upwards 60 ppl, maybe even less) you would need some sort of checkpoint to enter back onto the island after a hunting outing on mainland or whatever. checkpoint would include a minimum of two "officers" checking to make sure no ones been bit.

wouldnt want to infection to spread to the island.
 
guys this is honestly looking good. we will survive this, 3, almost 4 pages later of learning about a zombie apocalypse. and some background of hollywood movies. we are gunna rape these hypothetical zombies
 
I hate to be that guy but there are no zombies in 28 days/weeks later. They are just humans that have been afflicted with a virus that causes them to experience extreme rage, hence the name rage virus. But I completely agree, having a group of infected rage virus people chasing after me at full speed would probably make me throw in the towel.

And to the guy that said the world will end by human-machine hybrids,I think the more feasible apocalypse would be a global economic collapse leading to anarchy and world violence. Gangs would form and kill anyone in their way of food. Governments would collapse. Way more possible than your "terminator" theory.

 
In the back of my mind I knew someone was going to call me out on that haha. Still in my opinion they're way gnarlier then classic slow zombies.
 
anyone that thinks that a zombie like virus couldnt happen doesnt know the facts. There are already zombie-like viruses/spores in nature, and honestly I could see a mutation forming from something like rabies in order to make a zombie-like virus. Is it going to happen? no, but is it possible? sure
 
the economic collapse theory is actually not half bad. i think i might adopt it as my own new idea of how the world is gonna end...well maybe not the extinction of the human race or whatever but maybe just the end of society as we know it today at least.
 
Haha you clearly haven't read World War Z... it's essentially the military nickname for them in that book, kind of like calling the enemy "Charlie" in Vietnam.
 
ehhh id say it would just change who is in charge. These smaller "gangs" as he called them would begin fighting, which would give them distinct geographic regions, which would then lead to things that resemble countries, then we would be right back were we are now, just with different borders. Certainly not the end of the world, just a huge change
 
I googled it. You were kind right. People can interpret this however they want, but for me it looks like the only relation this venom (tetrodotoxin) from the blowfish (=puffer fish) has to zombies is that it induces a coma, which is perceived as the victim being dead. It does not, however, kill organs in the body, nor does it drive victims to attack other people. Here's what good ol' Wikipedia has to say:

"Puffer's (tetrodotoxin) poisoning deadens the tongue and lips, and induces dizziness and vomiting, followed by numbness and prickling over the body, rapid heart rate, decreased blood pressure, and muscle paralysis.

The toxin paralyzes diaphragm muscles and stops the person who has ingested it from breathing. People who live longer than 24 hours typically survive, although possibly after a coma lasting several days.

Some people claim to have remained fully conscious throughout the coma, and can often recount events that occurred while they were supposedly unconscious.

The paralysis reduces oxygen demands of the body dramatically, but because the toxin does not cross the blood-brain barrier, neural activity in the brain and from the eyes and ears are generally intact. In Voodoo, puffer's poison must be part of the mixture given to the victim to make them a "zombie", most likely because the paralysis and pseudo-comatose effect simulate the death portion of traditional zombie creation."
 
I would go to the lookout tower of our city with all of the guns we have. I would rely mainly on the .22s because they are effective yet cheap, and I am a dead eye. I would be able to keep an eye on everything around me and check the city for news with ease. Food and water would be tough though, but hunting would really be my only option. I would also have my laser-skis for the winter because they come in handy all the time. i.e gapers on the mountain, ski patrol, and trees right before I hit them.
 
What the fuck are you on about

The widely accepted (hollywood) zombie is a person who comes back from the dead to munch on living people.

How is an ant that gets taken over by a parasite then dies or a person affected by blowfish poison going into a coma even remotely fucking similar - you shitcunt.
 
anyone have a link for world war Z? been looking around for it. the only thing i can find is the trailer on youtube :(
 
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