Softage

Hey Amy, care to share anymore stories that most of us can't follow, now I am with SVHUCKER!

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Andrew

'We're on a mission from God.'

-Jake and Elwood Blues
 
oh man, that is funny, i cant believe you read the whole thing

'Hey this is kinda like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.' - milhouse
 
Why would anyone spend the time to read this whole thing?

You can't follow my stories? Most people can't. In person, I talk very quickly and go from subject to subject randomly. I also stop in mid-sentence and change topics... It greatly annoys my friends.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
Yeah, you do that on here too, its kinda funny but yet annoying!

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Andrew

'We're on a mission from God.'

-Jake and Elwood Blues
 
i wonder how many subjects this thread has been through....the've all been related to sex one way or another im sure...

AMY! you can call me too during ur parties, i like to be called, i have a phone you know

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
:: gasp :: What? Seth, you didn't tell me that you had a phone! Amazing! Since when?

Yeah, I imagine it would be annoying. I hardly notice that I do it anymore. In fact, I wasn't aware that I did it at all until my friend, Tim, pointed it out to me.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
....

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
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Yes. Hi.

'Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.'
 
Okay, Ali, what was that about? That's even more random than most of the stuff that I say... lol.

Seth, I still can't believe that you didn't tell me you had a phone...

Oh, I was at the pool yesterday, and a little boy exclaimed 'MOMMY! MOMMY, LOOK!!! MY PENIS IS GROWING!!' and then proceeded to pull his pants down. It was sooo funny. He was only, like three years old. I just turned around and went back to doing my laps... Funny stuff.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
umm... fairygirl you're very self involved, arent you?

i only want 2 guys and they are:

Stevie (SkierX)

*~*and*~*

Matty (yellowsnow4u)

~*~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~*~

~~~

I love Stevie! :D

~~~

aim name: BlinkBabe182x6
 
Yes, I am very self involved.. Well, online at least... lol. I happen to like guys.. Yes.. Anyway..

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
No, I haven't seen Surrey boy online recently...

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
*yawn

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
oh i remember... one day in literature this year i was totally zoning out because this guy was reading some boring story about fields and crap... so i was barely listening and he goes 'they were dragging corn all through the fields, trying to blah blah' or something that he said dragging corn.... and i said 'did you just say dragon porn?? and everybody stares at me and the teacher goes... be quiet or go to the office! it was funny cause everyone started laughing and i got lunch detention...

~*~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~*~

I love you Stevie!! :D

aim name: BlinkBabe182x6

'When God is happy, it snows. But when Lacey is unhappy, people DIE!!!
 
can you not imagine that...dragon porn? that would be freaky... especially if they were into the pain kinda stuff...they'd use their fire and stuff... lol i dont think about that in my spare time.....pro...mise......

rowrrrrrrr... feisty! ;) .:wtf:.

~*~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~*~

I love you Stevie!! :D

aim name: BlinkBabe182x6

'When God is happy, it snows. But when Lacey is unhappy, people DIE!!!
 
I like my phone... In fact, I'm on the phone right now... Wow...

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
but ur not talking to me so i dont care...ha

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
Maybe I was trying to call you, but since I didn't have your number, it wasn't working? Did you think of it that way? Eh? Did you? I didn't think so. lol.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
610 588 8581

there. now call me

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
i should have msged that to you, now everyone on ns could call me, wonderful

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
Haha I was talking with one of my friends, and I have *NO* idea what she really said, but what I heard was 'Jake is never going to have wild monkey sex. I mean, look at the way he walks.' LOL It was hilarious...

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
ahahahaha

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
I was talking with Diabhal on the phone today, and I kept mis-hearing what he was saying... It was kind of funny.. He said 'My mind is drawing a blank' and I thought he said 'I finally can draw on bikes'! lol Yes.. Anyway...

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
thats funny, since i havent been called at all

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
He called me. lol I, uhh, lost the ability to call people.. yes.. :: looks nervous :: That's it... I've lost the ability to call people. My phone only works one way...

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
:(

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
Sorries Seth...

Hey, apparently, (out of my group of penny whores) I'm the cheapest. I'm supposidly only worth 97 pennies... The others are worth 116, 118, and 166 pennies.. I feel cheap. I didn't even make it to a dollar...

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
lol, thats terrible

fairygirl i think you and me are the only ones still posting on this thread....

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
Andy!! Seth!!! Hi!!! Guess what!!! THIS IS MY FIRST DAY OF SUMMER VACATION!! Ha ha! Sweetness!!! I've g2g now!!! Niceness!!! Greatness!!! NESS!!!

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
hahaha, ive been out for 2 weeks now

how bout you andy

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
wow....this thread is still going....I am impressed

CMc

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer

Lesbians are made by putting whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food!
 
almost everyone stopped posting in it though

i guess the girls stopped claiming guys

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
That's because you're all *MINE*!! :: laughs evilly::

I mean, umm... Hi?

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
lol, amy has claimed the 6000+ guys on this site, soooooooo... how many kids are ya gonna gave?

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
*have

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
Hey, I never said that I wanted you all for sexual reasons. I only want some of you for that. I simply like having ownership of hot guys. Having ownership of hot skier guys makes it all the better.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
Thanks for clearing that up, Andy. Hmm.. Now I have to debate over which 3000 guys... Mmm...

wazjosh for sure.. nipe, because he started it all... Hmm.. :: thinks some more ::

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
Oh, and of *course*, Diabhal... Mmm.. Who else?

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
Does that mean I get the other 3000?

'My soul is a like a ruby

And I threw it in the earth

But now my hands are bleeding

From scrabbling in the dirt

And I look up to the heavens

And a light is on my face

I never never never

Thought I'd find a state of grace' - Joy by Mick Jagger
 
Oh, you want to start this again, do you? THEY'RE MINE! I get Diabhal, wazjosh, and 2998 more people. You can have everyone else though, okay?

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
whos wazjosh?

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
wazjosh is my friend. Many, many posts back, I claimed him. I want him. I want wazjosh, Diabhal, and of course, you Seth. lol

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
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