Man this on time, at band camp.......ok sorry, not funny.
I was at my buddies house, and I was sitting in the basement, and he heard me say 'I want to fuck your mom' and he flipped out, 'what the fuck you motherfucking sick fucking cunt fuck!' and I was like chiillllll homie, I didn't say that, fuckin relax.
So he sat down and he was like, what DID you say, and I said 'I said I wanted to fuck your DAD' oh man, he shit his pants
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