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fairygirl

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I was talking to my friend on the phone, and she was asking if she should eat some turkey sausage. I mis-heard her, and I thought that she said she wanted some turkey SOFTAGE and I was, like 'wtf is turkey softage?? lard???'. It was great.

Another time, I was hanging out with some of my friends, and we were all eating twizzlers. I asked my friend, Kari, if she wanted to share one with me, but I was talking so quickly that it came out, 'Hey, want to shit with me?' instead of 'Hey, want to share it with me?' It was so wrong, but hilarious!!!!

Anyone else have stories about mis-hearing things or saying things to quickly??

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
dont girls shit together all the time?

thats why they go to the bathroom in mass groups for right?

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seth
 
Hahaha.. yes they go to the bathroom together but for a different reason... haha.. i got an e-mail bout that once.. bwahaha.. nevemrind that was stupid

'Get back here you little dipshit I'm gonna rape you more than you'd wanna fuck britney spears now wtf did you do to my truck?'

~Jeff Thomas

'You are not allowed to block powdrprincess'

~MSN
 
my friend was telling my how she wanted to be a oncologist(doctor that studies cancer) and i thought she said gynocologist(sp?)

skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
 
Faoda, you can't have him. He's all mine. Right Seth? ;)

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
lol!!! Seriously??? That's hilarious!! She's great.

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
Faoda, he and Diabhal are mine, okay? lol You've got Jay. I want to have nipe and Diabhal *all* to myself. :: wink :: lol

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
And we're fighting over you! Doesn't that make you feel special? lol

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
ahah its funny too because i could turn out to be some ugly 39 year old who is a drunk and has no life.. lol ahh the internet

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seth
 
Damn, I so want you..

lol haha.. jk

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
Or *was* I kidding?

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
hmm... 39, eh? lol Well I'm sure we could work something out... ;)

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
well Andy what she doesnt know is that when you ski youve got semen all over your mouth

heheheh

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seth
 
...

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
this one time my friend fell and said OWWWW my tail bone... but we thought she said OWWWWWW my tampon.... it was pretty funny, I laughed for awhile about that.

 
that was very scary. seth, how IS your collar bone? and fellow ladies...have no worries. seth is VERY good looking.

not a mis-hearing story, but a mis-understanding story...my whole family was in the car. aunt, uncle, dad, little sister, and i. realitively quiet, listening to the raido. all of a sudden, out of no where my younger sister bursts out with 'TROJAN MAN!!!'. singing it like it is on the commercial. we all just looked at her and started laughing. she looks at all of us and says with a straight face 'What? It's a laundry detergent.'

________________________________________

--macmahooon: and dont worry...my heads are nice and stiff and 181 so you cant say they arent long enough

freestylesupreme: that would be funny if it wasn't so disturbing

--antadam: I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Ha ha, MC. That's great!

--------------------

Ham: 'So...this is that 'fire' I've heard so much about. I never thought it could be so beautiful...'

Jay: 'Ham, your shirt's on fire.'
 
laundry detergent....Thats so golden, how old is your younger sister?

One time my french class was taking a test and then all the sudden the teacher says 'I'll be right back, I'm a slut.' We all started laughing our heads off, it turns out she said 'I'll be right back, I have a cut.' It was so funny to think your 50 year old teacher said, Im a slut!

_______________________________

Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
Speak for yourself, Faoda. lol..

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
Whoa, i leave for one day and i'm getting offerings of love? whoa, it's ok fairy let her have seth you have me ;)

SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
 
Okay.. As long as I can still have you and Tim... I *guess* she can have Seth.. You don't mind, Seth?

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
no wait this isnt fair, back off daibhal, you dont have rights to fairygirl, i have written expressed consent.. uh uh

_____________

seth
 
me:hey there joe

joe: im going to give you gonerea!

me: alrite then

joe: i will spit acid in your eyes until you are blind!

me: what are you on

joe: i smoke crak!

me: ok then bye!

joe: die DIE DIE!!!!

 
Faoda *did* say that she loved you first...

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
Narfen, I can see you're new. Welcome to NS. One tip, try not to (thought I realize it's tough to resist) reply to posts when you're not actually replying. lol. But that's okay this time.

btw, what the hell?!

'That's just sad'
 
LOL ya that is true kinda...

well seth unless you wanna share we're going to have to duel for her... or them ;)

SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
 
Listen everybody (fairy esp. with whom im IM) every girl wants me, they just dont know it. im a funny, sensitive guy who looks like Philou. nuf said.

CO represent!!!

I have one thing to say: The whole world is turning lesbian.

 
Oh ya Im a sensitive nice guy who all girls say i look like some guy from n-sync... fuck i hate my life...

SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
 
Seth says:

yeap, faoda loves me

Apparently, I'm irresponsable, too defensive, have no respect for anyone else's feelings, and no common courtesy says:

She so does.. and so do I.. I'm madly in love with you Seth ;)

Apparently, I'm irresponsable, too defensive, have no respect for anyone else's feelings, and no common courtesy says:

You, Brodie, Tim, and Andrew... ;P

Seth says:

ah gotcha

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
Man give her a break, she can only share the loving so much, or else when seh gets home their will be none left for me ;)

SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
 
'Hmmm, hmmmm, summertime and the living's easy.'

CO represent!!!

I have one thing to say: The whole world is turning lesbian.

 
Apparently, I make Seth feel 'mushy'.. Ahh the power ;)

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
--i miss heard, sume guy talking....he said im going to the bar. and i though he said im going to the car..BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHFUCK

it was soooooo funny....

---The Jib Janitor---

---For All Your Rail Cleaning Needs---
 
You're awesome Seth! :: hugs ::

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
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