Soft skis are for absolute bitches

iskeaah

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I ride stiff and pissed. Soft skis suck, Vishnu's, 1000's, DPS's, surface skis, clapped on3p's, all of line's shit except for like the new poachers, and if you come into this comment section bitchin' it's because you don't go fast. IF you get mad it's cause you can't hit a cliff or hit a phat jump, because if you did you would have shitty clips on your Instagram that took a million tries to cause you be washing out. Also I just hate 1000 skis, if you ever consider buying them you are actually fucked.
 
14555983:BrattyTick said:
You're probably one of the chumps who religiously ski Head Kores and think they're the best.

Hey there, it's clear we both have strong opinions about skis, and that's what makes the skiing community so interesting! While I do have my preferences, I totally respect that different skis work for different people.

Regarding Head Kore skis, I have to admit they have their merits. Their versatility is something many skiers appreciate, and their lightweight construction can make for a great experience on the mountain. Plus, the stability they offer is a real advantage in challenging terrain.

That being said, I still stand by my preference for other skis. It's all about finding what works best for your style and the conditions you typically ski in. So, while I might or might not be a Head Kore fan, I do recognize their strengths and that they have a dedicated following.

In the end, it's all about enjoying our time on the slopes, no matter what ski we're on. So, let's keep shredding and respecting each other's choices out there!
 
14555985:iskeaah said:
Hey there, it's clear we both have strong opinions about skis, and that's what makes the skiing community so interesting! While I do have my preferences, I totally respect that different skis work for different people.

Regarding Head Kore skis, I have to admit they have their merits. Their versatility is something many skiers appreciate, and their lightweight construction can make for a great experience on the mountain. Plus, the stability they offer is a real advantage in challenging terrain.

That being said, I still stand by my preference for other skis. It's all about finding what works best for your style and the conditions you typically ski in. So, while I might or might not be a Head Kore fan, I do recognize their strengths and that they have a dedicated following.

In the end, it's all about enjoying our time on the slopes, no matter what ski we're on. So, let's keep shredding and respecting each other's choices out there!

ok this is clearly a bot
 
Did you pass because you are hating on soft skis then say this "In the end, it's all about enjoying our time on the slopes, no matter what ski we're on. So, let's keep shredding and respecting each other's choices out there!" Thats what is called a lack of coherence.

What is it we all go out and enjoy no matter what we are on or you hate soft skis and people that ski on them are bitches?
 
14555985:iskeaah said:
Hey there, it's clear we both have strong opinions about skis, and that's what makes the skiing community so interesting! While I do have my preferences, I totally respect that different skis work for different people.

Regarding Head Kore skis, I have to admit they have their merits. Their versatility is something many skiers appreciate, and their lightweight construction can make for a great experience on the mountain. Plus, the stability they offer is a real advantage in challenging terrain.

That being said, I still stand by my preference for other skis. It's all about finding what works best for your style and the conditions you typically ski in. So, while I might or might not be a Head Kore fan, I do recognize their strengths and that they have a dedicated following.

In the end, it's all about enjoying our time on the slopes, no matter what ski we're on. So, let's keep shredding and respecting each other's choices out there!

Poser
 
I’m with you but riding fucked terrain well on Vishnu’s is much more impressive than charging on head cores or blizzard rustlers etc. if you can do that you have the right to shit on people riding stiff skis to ski the same shit.
 
Pictured below is another piece of sports equipment that "stiff ski" riders enjoy

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14555985:iskeaah said:
Hey there, it's clear we both have strong opinions about skis, and that's what makes the skiing community so interesting! While I do have my preferences, I totally respect that different skis work for different people.

Regarding Head Kore skis, I have to admit they have their merits. Their versatility is something many skiers appreciate, and their lightweight construction can make for a great experience on the mountain. Plus, the stability they offer is a real advantage in challenging terrain.

That being said, I still stand by my preference for other skis. It's all about finding what works best for your style and the conditions you typically ski in. So, while I might or might not be a Head Kore fan, I do recognize their strengths and that they have a dedicated following.

In the end, it's all about enjoying our time on the slopes, no matter what ski we're on. So, let's keep shredding and respecting each other's choices out there!

AI ass reply
 
Don’t get me wrong I love a stiff, charger ski. But soft skis are wicked fun and it takes a better skier to ski them fast and on choppy steep terrain. Honestly ur a lil bitch if you can’t handle skiing a noodle
 
14556011:dwt802 said:
I’m with you but riding fucked terrain well on Vishnu’s is much more impressive than charging on head cores or blizzard rustlers etc. if you can do that you have the right to shit on people riding stiff skis to ski the same shit.

I finna make the tour on wets
 
topic:iskeaah said:
I ride stiff and pissed. Soft skis suck, Vishnu's, 1000's, DPS's, surface skis, clapped on3p's, all of line's shit except for like the new poachers, and if you come into this comment section bitchin' it's because you don't go fast. IF you get mad it's cause you can't hit a cliff or hit a phat jump, because if you did you would have shitty clips on your Instagram that took a million tries to cause you be washing out. Also I just hate 1000 skis, if you ever consider buying them you are actually fucked.

I can butter cross country skis (I ski poachers)
 
I love me a stiff ski, especially since i wash out easily on a softer ski. I love my wets though, it’s just mood and the conditions we are having. I miss charging hard on chopped pow, which is quitevhard on a noodle ski. Been on softer skis the past season with exception of the kartel 108.

hyped to have a stiffer ski in my quiver this season
 
14555985:iskeaah said:
Hey there, it's clear we both have strong opinions about skis, and that's what makes the skiing community so interesting! While I do have my preferences, I totally respect that different skis work for different people.

Regarding Head Kore skis, I have to admit they have their merits. Their versatility is something many skiers appreciate, and their lightweight construction can make for a great experience on the mountain. Plus, the stability they offer is a real advantage in challenging terrain.

That being said, I still stand by my preference for other skis. It's all about finding what works best for your style and the conditions you typically ski in. So, while I might or might not be a Head Kore fan, I do recognize their strengths and that they have a dedicated following.

In the end, it's all about enjoying our time on the slopes, no matter what ski we're on. So, let's keep shredding and respecting each other's choices out there!

lame
 
if your a comp jock then sure a stiffer ski will perform better. or if you’re a thicc boi. i like a good balance of stiff under foot and soft tip and tail. a soft ski at high speed just feels sloppy.

[tag=147716]@SkierPT[/tag] what’s more likely to blow your knee out if you land back sear? soft skis because your more likely to loop out or stiff skis because the resist against the direction you’re falling is stronger??
 
topic:iskeaah said:
I ride stiff and pissed. Soft skis suck, Vishnu's, 1000's, DPS's, surface skis, clapped on3p's, all of line's shit except for like the new poachers, and if you come into this comment section bitchin' it's because you don't go fast. IF you get mad it's cause you can't hit a cliff or hit a phat jump, because if you did you would have shitty clips on your Instagram that took a million tries to cause you be washing out. Also I just hate 1000 skis, if you ever consider buying them you are actually fucked.

Pissed because you can’t find anyone to take care of your stiff
 
14556121:partyandBS said:
if your a comp jock then sure a stiffer ski will perform better. or if you’re a thicc boi. i like a good balance of stiff under foot and soft tip and tail. a soft ski at high speed just feels sloppy.

[tag=147716]@SkierPT[/tag] what’s more likely to blow your knee out if you land back sear? soft skis because your more likely to loop out or stiff skis because the resist against the direction you’re falling is stronger??

This is an interesting question. My gut tell me a stiffer ski would be more prone to injury but I’m not sure if there is any research out there. I can look around.

thanks for the tag!
 
Keep hating lil bro, while u have a tantrum on the net about soft skis I’ll be shredding line blends all season (also it’s clear to everyone else that you are simply not good enough to ski soft skis)?️?️
 
14556121:partyandBS said:
if your a comp jock then sure a stiffer ski will perform better. or if you’re a thicc boi. i like a good balance of stiff under foot and soft tip and tail. a soft ski at high speed just feels sloppy.

[tag=147716]@SkierPT[/tag] what’s more likely to blow your knee out if you land back sear? soft skis because your more likely to loop out or stiff skis because the resist against the direction you’re falling is stronger??

I think about this shit all the time. Has to be the stiffer. I think some damage can happen if you’re trying to hold on, whereas on a soft ski you would have looped out and your knee isn’t under all that stress trying to hold it all together.
 
14556272:weastcoat said:
I think about this shit all the time. Has to be the stiffer. I think some damage can happen if you’re trying to hold on, whereas on a soft ski you would have looped out and your knee isn’t under all that stress trying to hold it all together.

right but at the same time a softer ski would put you in that position more frequently so risk per occurrence is low but exposure to occurrences is high.

just land bolts every time and don’t worry about it i guess ?
 
14556278:partyandBS said:
right but at the same time a softer ski would put you in that position more frequently so risk per occurrence is low but exposure to occurrences is high.

just land bolts every time and don’t worry about it i guess ?

Yeah who knows honestly. Kind of unrelated but it reminds me. I’ve read that many studies have shown much higher ACL tear susceptibility on artificial turf compared to natural grass, for soccer, football, etc. Which is super interesting and kind of makes sense, humans were meant to run on grass and soil rather than some manmade material.
 
14556253:JesusOnTop said:
Keep hating lil bro, while u have a tantrum on the net about soft skis I’ll be shredding line blends all season (also it’s clear to everyone else that you are simply not good enough to ski soft skis)?️?️

I was surprised how the (21-22)Blends weren't as noodly as it seems. Still a fun ski
 
topic:iskeaah said:
I ride stiff and pissed. Soft skis suck, Vishnu's, 1000's, DPS's, surface skis, clapped on3p's, all of line's shit except for like the new poachers, and if you come into this comment section bitchin' it's because you don't go fast. IF you get mad it's cause you can't hit a cliff or hit a phat jump, because if you did you would have shitty clips on your Instagram that took a million tries to cause you be washing out. Also I just hate 1000 skis, if you ever consider buying them you are actually fucked.

Have you tried not skiing backseat
 
Soft skis suck, like yeah any good skier can still mob on them but like honestly they’re only fun if your a shitty skier who can’t stay out of the backseat and doesn’t go big, why make skiing less fun by having to wrestle a wet noodle at speed. Stiff boots and long ass stiff skis are the way to go
 
In the domain of skiing, an enclave of enthusiasts gravitates towards the electrifying discipline of park skiing, wherein the fine art of executing acrobatics and maneuvers amidst designated terrain parks takes center stage. Within this niche, the discerning skier recognizes that the choice of equipment profoundly impacts one's performance. It is the discerning predilection for soft, rockered skis that has garnered considerable attention and approbation. These skis, imbued with a pliable nature and a curvature distinctive to the realm of park skiing, bestow upon practitioners an unparalleled panoply of benefits, notably augmenting maneuverability, optimizing execution on features, and accommodating diverse park conditions with consummate finesse.

Augmented Maneuverability:

The soft, rockered skis epitomize a flex pattern that leans towards indulgence, affording an expanse of maneuverability that verges on the sublime. This pliant flex engenders an effortless deformation of the ski, engendering an environment conducive to facile initiation of spins, flips, and rotations. The compliance offered by the softer flex empowers skiers to embellish their tricks with unprecedented finesse, permitting adjustments to body position and landings of superlative control, thereby elevating the overall aestheticism of one's performance within the park.

Optimized Performance on Features:

The hallowed precincts of park skiing proffer an assortment of features, each demanding precise negotiation—be it jumps, rails, boxes, or walls. The salient rocker profile of the soft skis, with its gently arched tip and tail, bespeaks of a sublime traversal over these features. This profile, a veritable hallmark, mitigates the peril of edge entanglement, ensuring a seamless traverse, takeoff, and landing upon jumps and rails. The consequent stability afforded during takeoff and the expeditious facilitation of rotations and spins underscore the merit of these skis, further enhancing one's performance within the hallowed precincts of the park.

Adaptability to Park Conditions:

Soft, rockered skis bespeak a singular aptitude for accommodating the capricious moods of the park's topography. The sinuous rocker profile imbues the ski with the art of effortlessly floating over powdery expanses, thereby conferring upon the skier a controlled descent, bereft of undue perturbation. Furthermore, the supple flex of these skis absorbs the force of impact, assuaging concerns regarding landings upon compacted snow or icy domains. Such adaptability to diverse conditions concretizes the prowess of these skis, ensuring an untrammeled and gratifying park skiing experience.

Versatility and Ludic Predilection:

Soft, rockered skis are veritable epitomes of versatility and mirthful caprice within the park's arena. The mélange of a pliant flex and the distinctive rocker profile permits a seamless transition from one feat to another, a veritable celebration of choreographic finesse. Skiers revel in the facile execution of butters, presses, and jibs on rails and boxes, epitomizing a manifestation of individual style and artistic panache. The ensuing playfulness amplifies the overall revelry intrinsic to the domain of park skiing.

Mitigated Fatigue and Minimized Injury Prone Mien:

The pliable flex and the artful rocker profile of the aforementioned skis manifest a discernible reduction in the rigors endured by the skier's musculature and articulations. The indulgent nature of these skis serves to attenuate the forces encountered during landings, thus mitigating the inherent risk of injuries, particularly in the realm of repetitive attempts and relentless practice sessions. This translates into protracted sessions of revelry within the park, allowing for the relentless refinement of skills, all without the ominous specter of compromise to safety or corporeal well-being.

Conclusion:

The discerning aesthete within the realm of park skiing espouses a discerning preference for soft, rockered skis, a choice underpinned by the manifold benefits intrinsic to this refined equipment. These advantages, encompassing enhanced maneuverability, optimal feature execution, versatile adaptability to park conditions, ludic versatility, and a preclusion of fatigue and injury, delineate the quintessence of the elevated experience these skis afford to park skiing aficionados. Such nuanced affluence invariably culminates in an exalted state of skiing, wherein enthusiasts achieve unparalleled artistry, embracing their craft with finesse and éclat.
 
14556393:jompcock said:
In the domain of skiing, an enclave of enthusiasts gravitates towards the electrifying discipline of park skiing, wherein the fine art of executing acrobatics and maneuvers amidst designated terrain parks takes center stage. Within this niche, the discerning skier recognizes that the choice of equipment profoundly impacts one's performance. It is the discerning predilection for soft, rockered skis that has garnered considerable attention and approbation. These skis, imbued with a pliable nature and a curvature distinctive to the realm of park skiing, bestow upon practitioners an unparalleled panoply of benefits, notably augmenting maneuverability, optimizing execution on features, and accommodating diverse park conditions with consummate finesse.

Augmented Maneuverability:

The soft, rockered skis epitomize a flex pattern that leans towards indulgence, affording an expanse of maneuverability that verges on the sublime. This pliant flex engenders an effortless deformation of the ski, engendering an environment conducive to facile initiation of spins, flips, and rotations. The compliance offered by the softer flex empowers skiers to embellish their tricks with unprecedented finesse, permitting adjustments to body position and landings of superlative control, thereby elevating the overall aestheticism of one's performance within the park.

Optimized Performance on Features:

The hallowed precincts of park skiing proffer an assortment of features, each demanding precise negotiation—be it jumps, rails, boxes, or walls. The salient rocker profile of the soft skis, with its gently arched tip and tail, bespeaks of a sublime traversal over these features. This profile, a veritable hallmark, mitigates the peril of edge entanglement, ensuring a seamless traverse, takeoff, and landing upon jumps and rails. The consequent stability afforded during takeoff and the expeditious facilitation of rotations and spins underscore the merit of these skis, further enhancing one's performance within the hallowed precincts of the park.

Adaptability to Park Conditions:

Soft, rockered skis bespeak a singular aptitude for accommodating the capricious moods of the park's topography. The sinuous rocker profile imbues the ski with the art of effortlessly floating over powdery expanses, thereby conferring upon the skier a controlled descent, bereft of undue perturbation. Furthermore, the supple flex of these skis absorbs the force of impact, assuaging concerns regarding landings upon compacted snow or icy domains. Such adaptability to diverse conditions concretizes the prowess of these skis, ensuring an untrammeled and gratifying park skiing experience.

Versatility and Ludic Predilection:

Soft, rockered skis are veritable epitomes of versatility and mirthful caprice within the park's arena. The mélange of a pliant flex and the distinctive rocker profile permits a seamless transition from one feat to another, a veritable celebration of choreographic finesse. Skiers revel in the facile execution of butters, presses, and jibs on rails and boxes, epitomizing a manifestation of individual style and artistic panache. The ensuing playfulness amplifies the overall revelry intrinsic to the domain of park skiing.

Mitigated Fatigue and Minimized Injury Prone Mien:

The pliable flex and the artful rocker profile of the aforementioned skis manifest a discernible reduction in the rigors endured by the skier's musculature and articulations. The indulgent nature of these skis serves to attenuate the forces encountered during landings, thus mitigating the inherent risk of injuries, particularly in the realm of repetitive attempts and relentless practice sessions. This translates into protracted sessions of revelry within the park, allowing for the relentless refinement of skills, all without the ominous specter of compromise to safety or corporeal well-being.

Conclusion:

The discerning aesthete within the realm of park skiing espouses a discerning preference for soft, rockered skis, a choice underpinned by the manifold benefits intrinsic to this refined equipment. These advantages, encompassing enhanced maneuverability, optimal feature execution, versatile adaptability to park conditions, ludic versatility, and a preclusion of fatigue and injury, delineate the quintessence of the elevated experience these skis afford to park skiing aficionados. Such nuanced affluence invariably culminates in an exalted state of skiing, wherein enthusiasts achieve unparalleled artistry, embracing their craft with finesse and éclat.

shuuuuut the fuuuuuuuuck up.
 
It's not about the wizard not the wand. If you can't butter Poachers ur trash and if you can't stomp cliffs with noodles ur also trash. Keegan rides 112s in the street and Vinny cash chucks 1260s on Js
 
14556396:Farmville420 said:
It's not about the wizard not the wand. If you can't butter Poachers ur trash and if you can't stomp cliffs with noodles ur also trash. Keegan rides 112s in the street and Vinny cash chucks 1260s on Js

I'm better than you because I suffered more in the pursuit of doing cool tricks!!!!11!!!!!!!!!! Gonna start posting clips wearing a straight jacket and an eye patch to show these lame mf's that they don't need counter rotation or depth perception.
 
14556401:jompcock said:
I'm better than you because I suffered more in the pursuit of doing cool tricks!!!!11!!!!!!!!!! Gonna start posting clips wearing a straight jacket and an eye patch to show these lame mf's that they don't need counter rotation or depth perception.

Idk why you quoted me that has nothing to do with what I said but I love the energy ?
 
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