Soccer vs. Footall-John Clesse knows whats up.

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someone doesn't know about audibles, reading defensive line, reading offensive line, reading corners, linebackers, split second hole decisions, deciding who to pass to, deciding when to cover and when to drop coverage, managing the clock...do I need to say anything else? Does this limey know that football existed before television? You people complain that baseball is boring, how the fuck can you sit through a 90 minute soccer game where there is rarely a break in the monotony, where you watch a bunch of pansies kick a ball around for ages and bitch about being hit, and where the only real strategy is acting like a little melodramatic pussbag to run the clock down and prevent the other team from actually playing the game?
 
I was waiting for him to get speared from someone off camera... didn't happen though, *sigh*

 
Whatever. In American football, you barely even use your feet. Less so than rugby, whose name makes no mention of feet. So to name a sport with so little importance placed on the foot 'football' is stupid.

Football on the other hand necessitates the use of the feet.

Therefore, Football shall henceforth be known as football, and American 'Football' can be (appropriately) renamed Soccer. You can have that one for free.
 
I also hereby declare that driveways will be known as parkways, and any parkway be changed to driveway.

Badminton, having nothing to do with being bad, will now be called cockracquet in reference to the shuttlecock and the racket.

Cricket having nothing to do with an insect shall now be know as Boringasfucksportthattakesdaystoplay. This should eliminate all confusion.

Also football should also be renamed to footballExceptTwoGuysOnTheFieldWhoCanUseTheirHands.

(If you are going to make fun of a sport for its name you are grasping at straws. Americans don't like soccer because they are not invested in the game, we live too far away from the good teams and unless it is the world cup don't have any pride for any team. It has nothing to do with intelligence, patience, or anything else. I find soccer boring as fuck even in the world cup and it drives me crazy to see flopping. The rest of the world doesn't like American football because they are too poor to play it and even if they do have the money they are already invested in soccer. All the poor people in the US play basketball because the majority of our lower class citizens live in the inner city were soccer fields are hard to come by.)
 
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