Soccer Players?

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I'll probably get ripped on for this but I play soccer, or as we English call it, football, all the time. Played at college level but gave up a Uni to join the feild hockey and ski teams.
 
Right here, captain of a bunch of teams, school and rep, play anywhere on mid and fullback, not trying to claim but im not super tall and i run shit, taking out larger players. calling no homo because i know someone will take that the wrong way
 
I play. Don't hate so much on soccer, its a sweet sport and if you call soccer gay your calling pretty much the entire world outside of the US and Canada gay considering how much they garggle soccer. I can find pictures taken out of context to seem gay for any other sport too (except freestyle skiing of course).

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Button you have to be the coolest kid on NS. I bet you destroy kids in football with all those pads like something that I used to play as a kid with none of the pads.
I played lacrosse in high school and I thought that locker room was really homo, but the football locker room makes that look like a heterofest. After 2 years of college soccer, I bet I could break your leg in one tackle.
 
the players in that picture are modeling underwear for a company...

and they are italian, so they are by default gay
 
hahaha calm down newschoolers. why ya gettin so defensive? it's not even a direct insult. chill
 
You know what's interesting?

I play Rugby too.

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and Klazo, you see the fucking Grenadiers play. They are the wimpiest fuckers I've ever met.
 
Have you ever seen the Hawkeyes play them?

Nope, if you did you would realize the average height of our offensive line is 6'4" and the average weight is 295 lbs.

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I play forward, led the western conference of montana in goals, playing at westminster college next year.
 
At least the ref is about to give them a card for too much gayness. At least the homosexuality is regulated
 
Just finished soccer practice, have been playing all my life and plan too for the rest of my life. When kids complain about how much they cant ski when it gets warm, i just embrace it and go play soccer insted.
 
Haha yes, if im still skiing and playing soccer when im 80 i will be the happiest man on earth. But i most likely will be dead by then.
 
i played soccer once upon a time. my career ended with me running off the field yelling "my parents make me do this!" it was my last game needless to say.
 
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