soccer (oh god)

SchweitzerSki

SchweitzerSki

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I'm playing soccer tonight for the first time in a long time. does anyone have any advice? it's indoor. dear Lord please save me I'm going to die. i'm kinda scared

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don't worry about it. indoor's so much fun if you like the people you're playing with. and there's not as much running. it gets so hot though. and don't fall down. you'll have rug burn for a week. and shingaurds are a waste for indoor. just wear soccer socks and those little tiny gaurds if they make you.

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ya the fake grass hurts like hell if you skid on your thighs

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kick the ball as hard as u can, and it will probably go in. Oh and hit the shit out of people in the boards

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dont forget your cleets

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cleats!?!?!?!?!

my friend told me to just wear some of my basketball shoes. now i'm scared i don't have cleats

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I dont like soccer its hockey but slower easier and less physical hockeys a great sport hard to get started but it and skiing are the best.

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indoor soccer is like a whole other game. so fun though.

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make a wall at the goal, kick the shit ot of it at the right angle at the wall and it will roll right to ur wall, just get it past the goile firs

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indoor rules....as long as its not futsol. that sucks ass.

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don't wear cleats, whoever said that was a moron, just used the boards alot, if you are going up against someone right in front of you and the boards are on the right, kick it at the boards next to him at an angle so it bouces around him and then go around him on his left and get it behind him, its a nice little move. Also just blast the shit out of the ball, lots of goals scored that way.

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use the boards to your advantage and every time you have a chance to risk your safety and possibly hurt yorself and others, take it.

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Be super aggressive for the ball- even if you just kick at it. People will get intimidated, thinking that you will kick them, and in the future they will think twice before going for the ball against you.

 
If you want to make it really fun, just run at the ball and kick it as hard as you can toward the opposing goalie...it can be pretty fun that way.

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yeah take many many shots, whatever you can get off, and never aim at the goalie, cause the ball will bounce right back. thats the best part about indoor

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ah my first game is tuesday.

use the wall. you can 1-2 to yourself. best way to confuse the shit outta your opponent and get around him.

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^theres walls around the feilds, and yes it is smaller....but yeah man soccer is so fun, but if u havent played in a while, or any like running activity, make sure u stretch a bunch calves and all that, and theres some stretch where u stretch the little muscles on your shin, mine always tightens up a ton to where i cant run, if i dotn stretch that out

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shoot with the inside of yourfoot or the up side of it. never wit the toes: you would look ridiculous and the ball would go where it wants too.

simulate faults, walk on other player's feet; spit on them, insult the referee, run with your jersey on the head if you score, break things when you loose, take drugs: it's ok, you can be pro now

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haha last year my friends and i made an indoor team. we had like one kid who knew how to play, it was awesome. we won one game

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im suppost to go to an indoor tourney in an hour but im gonna stay home and watch the steeler game

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o man it was pretty fun. the field was kinda small but there were walls all around and stuff. I had to buy new shin guards and socks though so i ran out of money which pretty much sucked. the people i play with are really competitive and want to win and stuff but i run and work out every day so i'm in shape for all the running. even though we lost haha.....it was still fun

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I was kidding about the cleats, I doubt that it would help you play indoor soccer lol. Punk_Rider has the recipe for how to win a game.

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it is a breeze. although i sustained my worst injury in Indoor Soccer. i was tripped into one of the walls and my neck hit first, i was fine, and played the rest of the game. But the next morning i woke up with neck spasms. And believe me when i say it was painful. turned out that both my neck and shoulders were thrown out of alignment. my shoulders were diagonal at about a 30 degree angle and my vertabrates formed a somewhat question mark shape. i even have the x-rays to prove it

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My worst injury was outdoors. I guy well on me after I was railed, land on my shoulder crushing the L1 Vertabrae, so now my back is perma-screwed, cause I have a triangle for a veratbrae

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the place im suppost to play tonight has a 75 yard by 40 yard field with nike grass and 2 smaller 50 yard by 25 yard field with walls

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I used to. Last year, my senior year, I had 60 tackles in 9 games and 15 sacks. We were ranked 8th I think in New York State among all HighSchools public or private

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i played soccer until 8th grade. then i realized i didnt really like it as an actuall team sport for school. people said i was good and tried to get me to play again for like 2 years, but i didnt.

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^how old are you twix??where are you from??and how good was your team?? did you ever win state in the 6th grade like my team did??

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'When you have a fat friend, there are no see-saws; only catapults'
 
hah and i think the coach was mad at me ever since. the first day of like trials or whatever to see what team we would be on(i was on A the year before so id probably be on A again) he called me to tell me it was practise and i was just like naw, i dont think im gonna play. He was also the janitor at our school so he would say hi to everyone else and give me a kinda mean/what the hell r u, glare.

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^^^^^^ and I'm not a man. lol

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nope, didnt cause our 6th grade team sucked. middle school(7th-8th) we had better ppl, but they were always in my mind too serious about the game. we'd lose a game and everyone would be sad, then i would laugh

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yea, i played today to, inside on fake gras. We lost big time but it was fun. Soccer is so hot right now.

 
We play tons of soccer over here in Spain, specially when we're high, we just form a circle and see how long the ball holds without hitting the ground. It's fun. And healthy. And Free!

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