So you want to be in the next newschoolers rap?

steezyjibber

steezyjibber

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this rap will contain many more ns names.

a bunch of historic threads.

and ski company names.

if you want to be in it just pm me with a 2 line rhyme about your name
 
yo yo steezy jibber cant rap fo shit

id like to see him just sit down and quit

before i drop my shit thus straight up legit spit

hit you like a 44 mag in the AM

dropping my shit shit so hard i just might lay em

Then ill muther fucking spray em with a bunch of plastic forks stab you so much ill feel like im eatin pork fo dinna

wouldnt wanna get gravy all ova my brand new spinnas

HYAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 
check it...he was in the last rap

now hes in this one too, wiripper2, what it do

he had a vow of silence, where all he posted was pictures

and now he crocheted a jersey, and gets mad bitches. thug life
 
It's DaClownProstitute I'll show you a good time,

I'll make you bust a nut right after this rhyme.

or

It's DaClownProstitute I'll show you a good time,

I'll make you cream yo pants in just one line.
 
here's mine:

you know me as iSKIwithSKILL,

I ain't Paul Wall but i got a nasty grill,

All you NS haters just gotta chill,

Claimers keep Claimin' and keep the noobs off the hill!!

JEA!
 
Yo my names Mski And I made the beez knees

I got all these NS'ers beggin to me please

Lemme see an edit made by you real quick

But I say no man get off Hightopp Sneakers Dick

Yo I rep it cuz I live it Peace Coast For life

Livin through the hate and the NS strife

"Love one another" is our motto for good

We cater to both emo and the kids deepest in the hood!
 
yo my name is i jib and i'll fuck your mother

we tied up your dad and yo brother

now we runnin trains like theres no 2moro

oh jea jea we just shot a fuckin homo
 
fuck not done so it goes like this

yo my name is i jib and i'll fuck your mother

we tied up your dad and yo brother

now we runnin trains like theres no 2moro

oh jea jea we just shot a fuckin homo

we run these streets like cali boo

if you fuck with me i take my nine and kill you.

i be ski'ing in my hood

double xl its all good

i run my car its a beast

always tearin up the streets

ALBANY NY AND MY FUCKING CREW

(mad gunshots ring out)
 
yo my name is i jib and i'll fuck your mother

we tied up your dad and yo brother

now we runnin trains like theres no 2moro

oh jea jea we just shot her face 2

we run these streets like cali boo

if you fuck with me i take my nine and I kill you.

i be ski'ing in my hood

double xl its all good

i run my car its a beast

always tearin, up the streets( sound of tires peeling out)

ALBANY NY AND MY FUCKING CREW REPRESENT IJIBGOREMTN

(mad gunshots ring out)
 
and then you called me emo on ns radio. and i cut myself in a dark room wearing really tight pants and writing sad poetry.
 
I'll write the whole damn song if you guys want me to. Just pitch names/threads/events and I'll drop verses so hot, they burn holes in the floor.

For my first example, an original legend: Lat

He beats too much so his palms are all calliced,

Stealin' his name from a Tool album, we call him Lateralis,

A funny mother fucker who needs to post more,

Any long-time member knows he's the original post whore,

Bout 2 years back he fell off the face of the planet,

I've seen some posts recently, but god dammit,

He's not around as much as I like him to be,

So Lat, post more! Do it for Doug or Harvey!
 
Annnnnd a rap about "Wisdom Teeth and Constipation"

Alpentalik once posted a legendary thread,

and in the words of C.Gagnier, I thought he "was going to dead"

For this cool cat couldn't pass a boewl movement,

So he got his mom to buy him something to help him lose it.

He described said package as a generic ketchup bottle,

So he read the intructions and took off full throttle.

He felt something in his belly start to churn and swell,

I believe the words he used were "open the gates of hell"

He threw a wooden rack and then he punched the wall,

Made a pile on the toilet at least 5 feet tall.

All because he got some crazy drugs for his teeth,

The most epic thread was created, so go find it, and read.
 
haha I'll throw down my best for me right here:

Reppin the Pacific Northwest we got here

Matt with the period bringing up the rear

throwin cork 5's off 40 foot cliffs?

I dont think so thats just all bullshit

went to high north, got his fuckin ass schooled

tried to turn it back on himself by actin all cool

cool? I think we got yet to see

since he came back hes been chill as can be

is this guy gangta, illin, or sick?

only time will see dont suck a dick
 
Let's not talk about my private life...I did attempt but I wouldn't have been able to do it anyways. I love life too much.

but if you want to in the rap (put it somewhere in there):

kick it up a notch I almost died these past few months

gettin depressed, not having bitches or cunts

attempted suicide life was full of stupid deals

im not too much of a coward to force down them pills

hell no; I love living a lot

dying is for crazy people and that's for sure what I'm not

 
im not even going to attemp to rap. last year i freestyled a girl in lunch and got wrecked therefor i do not rap.
 
Ummm, wrote this a while ago, and never got an opinion on it. so I figure nows an ok time. (rap battle theme)

you better back up in your corner,

before I send you to a coroner,

I'll jack you so fast

you'll be looking lost like a foreigner,

you look ashamed at your girl

as you glance from the flo-to-her

I'll be seeing your girl later on

because I bring out the hoe-in-her

 
im sorry, if you're a little slow continue onto the next post

yo its d.c.p. back at it again

time to type some rhymes, no need for a pen

lyrically pure, im like reverse osmosis

my words make you flinch, like bad halitosis

you watch me & get stunned, cant close your eyelids

im havin writers block, so im at poetry4kids

ima drop this heat, like snoop d-o double g;

and if you didnt get that, then geton my level B

i graduated early, so all day im on newschoolers

i dun got twin tips yet, you wont find me at the jewelers

but i grind it out, on my shitty racing skiis

and yo girl thinks thats sexy, which explains her sore knees!

*does a cork 7 into the crowd*
 
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