so you think you're smart?

I just started to type correctly because it helps to improve on speed especially on typing up papers for school and stuff.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
Sorry guys if capitalizing the first letter in everything is offensive, but it is natural because if you hand in a research paper with crap ass grammar and ridden with typos you are guaranteed a bad mark.

 
^ Yeah these guys are fucked up man. What kind of person critisizes the way you type. And not only the way you type, but critisize when you type correctly. It's not that complicated to do, and when you type fast enough anyways, who the fuck cares.

'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion, the human spirit cannot die.'

capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
Heh, Jess, this guy is too cool to dignify us with a more intelligent answer. All he can say is 'fuck you'.

'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion, the human spirit cannot die.'

capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
criticize.

but seriously, i'm not criticizing the way you type. i'm criticizing you as a person. as a human being. as a member of society. as a kindred soul along with the six billion others on this planet. you need to take a step back from yourself and ask yourself a question...'self, why am i such a bad person?' this is not about your typing.

...well, partly it is. but more it's about you being a butthead and my wanting to call you out for it.

-teddy

WWTJSD?
 
And why do you say that? because you know me so well right?

'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion, the human spirit cannot die.'

capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
Honestly, give it a fucking rest. People should be able to come and have a good time on here without ass clowns like you bitching us up for it. Don't worry about how I type, or what I type. Find something more productive to do with your time.

'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion, the human spirit cannot die.'

capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
the thing is... you're the one ruining my 'good time' here. because you're an idiot. and every time i see another one of your posts filled with thinly veiled idiocy, it destroys my faith in humanity.

-teddy

WWTJSD?
 
Oh come on, if you take people so seriously on here, you're the one with the problem, not me. Half the shit I post is not serious, or sarcastic. I can't believe you actually analyze what I post and try to use it against me. Get a life pal.

'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion, the human spirit cannot die.'

capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
Wow, you have stooped to a new low. I would have preferred if you were just stupid and illiterate, that can at least be blamed on bad genes or an unenriched upbringing. Unfortunately your vocabulary proves that you are about average intelligence, in which case you are simply an asshole and a snob. You don't know me or anybody else on this website you have never met. Who are you to criticize people as a person, as a human being, as a member of society or as a kindred soul? In case you didn’t notice, you aren’t God! How about you leave it alone and stop making an ass out of yourself.

 
Everybody encounters somebody they don't like on this stupid website. But, not everybody makes a bloody thread about it. It's like you're saying 'Ohhhhhhh, look at me, look at me, there's somebody on here I think is a fag. I have to bitch him up because I'm so cool and I want everybody else to read it and hate him too.' It's pretty pathetic.

'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion, the human spirit cannot die.'

capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
and it doesn't work

was that your first time....yah know...seeing one? - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)
 
Mmhmm... well I think I'm about done anyways. If you ever get unhappy with the way I'm typing or with what I've been posting, give me a shout, and we'll do this again.

'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion, the human spirit cannot die.'

capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
Damn you Eastcoastpride, you made me waste my 100th post on this! Why couldn't you have just kissed my ass and admitted you were wrong a little bit sooner?

 
I'd like to take this opportunity quote Jessbuff:

'' Watch out the GRAMMAR POLICE is in the building.''

Alright, that's cool... but you do understand that we're all equal under the law, right? With that in mind...

Jessbuff: ''Watch out (Comma? the GRAMMAR POLICE is ('Are', you mean.) in the building.''

Jessbuff: '' I don't go and run everything through spell check and grammar check, but I do at least look at the screen while I type.(Why is there a period here?) So if I mess up I can change it.''

Jessbuff: ''If you are going to make a ridiculous claim or call someone else stupid, at least spell “stupid� right so you don't look like a dumb ass, okay?''

'Dumbass' is one word. Dumbass.

Jessbuff: ''As for wasting time, honestly (Missing a comma here) the fact that we are all on this awesome web site tells me that we all have plenty of time to waste!''

Anathema: ''mostly everybodies (Did you mean 'everybody's'?) icon on here was ripped off of something someone else made. So that's a pretty weak arguement if you ask me.'' (Only 1 'e' in argument, if you ask me.)

Anathema: '' Hah, I don't even know why I'm going to (Given the context, do you mean 'Why I should'? Because this does make you sound like a bit of a joke.) battle with some guy that (Should be 'Some guy who') works at McDonalds. And you say I'm the retard?''

Jessbuff: '' Sorry (should be a comma here...) guys (...and here.) if capitalizing the first letter in everything is offensive...''

Anathema: ''Yeah these guys are fucked up(Comma?) man. What kind of person critisizes (I'm hoping this is an oversight, and you can, in fact, spell 'criticize'.) the way you type. And (You're starting a sentence with 'and'?!) not only the way you type, but critisize (Way to dash my hopes, asshole.) when you type correctly.''

Anathema: ''And why do you say that? because (HA! You missed a capital! Amazing!) you know me so well right?''

Jessbuff: ''You don't know me or anybody else on this website you have never met.'' )Not technically bad grammar, but it's awkward... and thanks, Captain Obvious. I was not aware that Teddy doesn't know people he hasn't met.)

I'm glad that's all straightened out now... carry on.

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Current Reigning NS Moron, on Tanner Hall: 'weed isnt hurting his riding, its fucking smoking it all the time that might be'
-lax, Member # 44813
 
Hahahah. That's actually pretty funny man. I'm amazed you took the time to do that. Good stuff.

'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion, the human spirit cannot die.'

capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
Me, I'm a dishonest person, and you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. It's the honest one's you have to watch out for because you can never tell when they'll do something incredibly stupid, Honestly.

thank you google.

oh and never question jd. dont fuck with a jedi master son.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

 
anathema... what's with you and time, man. you keep talking about how you're so amazed that we take the time to read posts or type responses or make threads. isn't that exactly what do you do on here?

-teddy

WWTJSD?
 
Yeah man, but I only do it when I'm extremelly bored and have absolutely nothing else to do. It keeps me occupied.

'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion, the human spirit cannot die.'

capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
Oh, just to clear it up, when I said 'took the time to do that' to JD, I didn't mean wasted your time, I'm just suprised he even did that. It must have taken a while, so don't assume I'm hatin' on him now because he's dope. I actually cracked up when I saw he'd written that out (and made the bold and everything). Good stuff man.

'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion, the human spirit cannot die.'

capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
i second the accusation of buttmunch-ness

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

 
Yeah maybe we are, but I gotta defend myself some how man. I can't just let you tear me apart and just sit in a submissive position and eat it, ya know? I'm totally not criticizing for that anyhow, I just got all worked up because you actually made a thread about how you think I'm an asshat.

'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion, the human spirit cannot die.'

capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
'Unfortunately your vocabulary proves that you are about average intelligence, in which case you are simply an asshole and a snob.'

-Jessbuff

I guess I just don't see the connection between intelligence level and being an asshole or snob. I know pleanty of people with above-average intelligence who are assholes and snobs, as well as many people with 'average' intelligence (whatever that may mean) who are some of the nicest people I have ever met. Ah well.

Oates
Reppin' 907

''gnothi seauton (know yourself)''
-Socrates
 
Don't worry about it Sarah. We're just spittin' random shit. This thread is absolutely pointless and shouldn't be taken seriously. I love the way everybody is starting to get involved, heheh.

'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion, the human spirit cannot die.'

capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
Well, J.D._May, you make a good point about us all being equal under the law. The fact is that I didn't refer to myself as the GRAMMAR POLICE, someone else did. I don't even check my grammar or anyone else's. I got wrapped up in this because I capitalize the first letter in my sentences and pointed out one time when a guy made 12 mistakes in 2 sentences. I counted the number of mistakes you pointed out(8). Most of which were very loose grammatical errors and the dumb ass one could be debated. Since I posted a total of 306 words that is 2.5% rate of error. Given that most people write 10 words per sentence and they don’t capitalize anything they are already at 10%. That’s four times my rate and that doesn’t count any of the errors you mentioned which EVERYONE else commits as well and most likely in much greater numbers. Oh and EastCoastPride, don’t get all pumped up because someone finally stood up for you and nitpicked our grammar which we don’t even try to make perfect and frankly is more than sufficient to get our point across.

 
oh my god i like totally can't believe you took ALLLLLLLLLL that time to figure out a percentage rate of error for your posts. but i'm really glad you've done this. you've admitted that you make mistakes... everyone does. it's okay. admission is the first step to recovery.

-teddy

WWTJSD?
 
Sorry Sdot, you always seem to miss my point! Maybe it's because I'm Canadian! Anyways, there is no connection between “intelligence� and “being an asshole and a snob.� The point was that he tried to use fancy language to make himself sound smart, but really by posting this thread he is just being an asshole towards me and anathema and being a snob because he seems to think he is superior to us.

 
Dude, I pasted my three posts into Word and went to properties, word count; then I divided. It took about 45 seconds.

 
Yeah man my grammar sucks half the time. Usually I'm listening to music and focused on other things while I'm posting, so that tends to happen alot. I often stop halfway through my sentances to think aswell, and I don't go back and proof read, so stupid errors from me aren't uncommon.

'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion, the human spirit cannot die.'

capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
I'm not taking any sides, but I don't think J.D._May was sticking up for EastCoastPride... He tends to take his own side in things.

Oates
Reppin' 907

''gnothi seauton (know yourself)''
-Socrates
 
Er... I'm Canadian too, and Sarah seems to get my points. Plus... how would anyone here send you a trojan? Via NS PM? We don't have your IP, you know.

...Well, Melvs does.

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Current Reigning NS Moron, on Tanner Hall: 'weed isnt hurting his riding, its fucking smoking it all the time that might be'
-lax, Member # 44813
 
Just look on Google... It was invented for a reason.

Oates
Reppin' 907

''gnothi seauton (know yourself)''
-Socrates
 
bravo teddy bravo....you have succeeded in making me laugh...alot...yikes man your a gooof

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witty cent is now live on stage!
 
You fools shouldn't even be tryin to step on dis nukka. Teddy been blastin caps and rockin wit savage cats since y'all was cuddlin in da cabbage patch.

fkn Lab represent. Respek.

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Don't be such a swineherd. -Anewmorning

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
In other words, you two peons clearly lack the intelligence to execute basic critical thinking processes, and evidently will never gain the slightest grasp on the brilliant humour and subtle genious that compose the entity we refer to as Teddy. Recommended procedure in a situation such as the present confrontation would be to back the fuck up.

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Don't be such a swineherd. -Anewmorning

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
thanks to google, i dont even have to remember the whole line.

You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I. . .and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I... I... I think you're the fucking Antichrist.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

 
Uh oh! Grammar Guru J.D. made a goof in his long post. Lets look at this again;

Jessbuff: ''You don't know me or anybody else on this website you have never met.'' )Not technically bad grammar, but it's awkward... and thanks, Captain Obvious. I was not aware that Teddy doesn't know people he hasn't met.)

Anyway, I have a conclusion completely unrelated to that bitchy nitpick...This thread needs to die. It's all just lengthy verbal (or rather, written) jousting. I think everybody (by everybody I mean EastCoastPride, Jessbuff, anathema, and all related parties) needs to lighten up.

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Prepare to get raped by the people who care to much about other people's business.
-asac

RTHARTS IT MY WASTRTD ASS IS FOGOINF TO SLEEEPm FUCK ALL YOUl ... wuinny is apussy but i need skeep so fuck this.
-J.D._May

A closed mouth gathers no feet.
-proverb
 
SHUT THE FUCK UP! ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'
a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
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