So you See a HOT Amazing Girl! Whats ur BEST Pick-Up Line?

you never mentioned the size of her tits so why would you say that

i'd probably go with "wanna bang?"

or

"i wish you were a door so i could bang you all night"

or

"hey, wanna play doctor, you can inspect my penal instrument"

or

"bitch get in my car"
 
seriously?

just be calm and confident and introduce yourself i'd just be like "hi, i'm ajay"

then see where it goes, if it doesn't work out there are other hot girls out there
 
i usually go with the "if-i-try-some-stupid-line-it-wont-work-so-i'll-just-be-myself" approach...
 
never done it and never will, but i've always wanted to go up to a girl that was just on the phone and ask "was that just god on his phone, asking for his angel back?"

or same idea, you pretend you're on the phone and as you're walking by a girl, stop her and say "excuse me, god's on the phone and he says he wants his angel back."
 
there are so many times when I'm talking to a girl who works at some store, and I think shes into me, and she asks me "is there anything else I can help you with?" and I just want to say "yeah what are you doing tomorrow night?" but I dont know if that is too forward or what.

 
had another good thought today while i was at the verizon store waiting for help. some girl was getting a new phone and had her numbers transfered, so i was gonna go up and be like "o wait, they forgot to transfer this number" and give her mine. but i didn't cause that would've been weird.
 
that would be cute if you worked at the store and had been the person setting the transfer thinger up, but just totaly random would be a wee bit weird..
 
that might work out actually pretty well

no shit it is pretty forward, but broads like aggressive guys
 
I once hooked up with the girl who sold me my shotgun in Cabelas :|

I said "Hey I'm going after pheasant on Sunday, you down?"

She said "'kay"

Was going great until I realized that when she told me she's a student at St. Mary's, she meant the high school, not the nearby St. Mary's college. :|

But imo the best pick-up line is the balance line at the end of your bank statement. Unless it's -($305.12)
 
I always enjoyed the:

Want to get a six pack of beer and FUCK or don't you drink...

Beer could be changed out with almost anything...
 
how many years old and i still laugh so hard when i hear unforgiveable lines. my teacher and the rest of my class just stared at me like i was crazy like always
 
Just tell them straight up, "Theres a pant party, I mean.. a party in pants.." -rick from anchorman.
 
did it hurt?

did what hurt?

when you fell from heaven

are you tired?

no. why?

cuz youve been running through my mind all day
 
the word of the day is legs. want to come to my house and help spread the word?

lol if any of these worked the girl obviously wanted you so bad or is such a slut you could say just about anything.
 
heres one from ladies man the movie- is your father a meat burglar- because it looke like he stuffed two hams into your pants- (for the girl with the hot butt)
 
I apparently used this one the other night when i got alcohol poisoning:

"you're gonna fuck me"

60% of the time it works every time

but i caught the other 40%... damn...
 
"are those space pants"

"no, why"

"because ur ass is out of this world"

i wouldnt recomend using that unless ur a stud and can say anything u want
 
"I got a question for you."

"Um, ok, what is it?"

"If a guy and girl are going out, and the guy kisses another girl, is it cheating"

I learned that from that VH1 show.
 
^^^ my sister is freinds with the chubby spiked hair guy from the show, hes a theater major and is just acting like hes a nerd. my sis says that he gets tons of girls and partys alot
 
The host of the show looks like a huge douche I don't see how he picks up any chicks at all
 
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