So...who's drunk right now?

Since I can't really come to school drunk so I decided to smoke a little green in honor of St patty's day.
 
there might be some bailey's in my coffee. my roomates are working on it though. my professors thought it would be cute to schedule all my midterms in the net couple of days.
 
I haven't started yet, but I have a growler of Irish ale with my name on it. Just one more hour and I'm free to be a drunken not-so-antisocial-socialite.
 
if the ocean was whiskey, and i was a duck

i'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up.

the ocean aint whiskey, and i aint no duck

so ill stick to wild women and trust in me luck!

happy st patty's day

 
if you're not a pussy you get hammered both days.

but i have an enormous test 60% of my grade wednesday. so fuck.
 
yeah, home on spring break = no one to drink with = staying consistently high all day instead. I hope I'm not disrespecting my ancestors too much.
 
prob not gonna do much. we had friday off for the centenial of my school, so I am a little partied out after 3 days.

but I did snag a case of sierra nevada for 10 bucks from wal mart, hell of a deal. I just found out I have HBO on demand so I think I am gonna sit here and catch up with my favorite mob family
 
nah i slept until 3 again... then missed class. I have two 40s in the fridge ready to put me under soon
 
it's not THAT sketchy. i got caught drunk once in highschool (surprisingly it was only once) and i just told them i didn't drink cuz i was mormon. they just let me go. so i guess that works. do that
 
I think I'm busting out the wine coolers tonight. I'm telling you about 2,000 of those and I'll be gone.
 
its finals week here, but my next final isn't till 6pm tomorrow so the carbombs are gonna start flowing pretty soon.
 
i went the parade in the city. pretty fucking fun. we originally started with 2 pints of captain morgans but we wound up getting another one while we were there. for 3 of us, it wasn't too bad. the buzz wore off quick though. fuck captain morgan, only 70 proof. i knew we should of went with jack daniels or so co. well i wish we were old enough to drink so we could just go to a pub because there is HUGE parties down there. fuck it, great day.
 
tomorrow is senior skip day at my high school, they planned it well but fuck! im the only junior in my ap studio art 2D class... im thinking ill be skipping that
 
got mad free shots at a bar, went to an irish pub, just gettin in around 2, good night.
 
haha i just got home from the bars in whistler, its ridiculous how people will find any excuse to get irrationally drunk... like me.
 
fuck, I'm at the point where I'm still drunk but its no longer fun. I just woke up at the toilet, and my throat feels like I've been puking for the past week. plus the computer screen is the only thing keeping me from completely loosing it. however I can write all of tonights drinks off as a company expense, so I came out on top. working world>school.
 
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