So who wheres a CUP when skiing rails?

just be very confident, i always focus when skiing up to a sakable rail. Youmight wear hockey pants to, thatll help stop hip bruising
 
It would maybe help if the rail stood up and kicked you square in the nutz from straight on, but a cup won't do shit if you nut on the top of the rail
 
what the fuck would a cup do, seriousy unless there is a mad up kink at the end your sack shoudl be fine, its the Gooch that fuckign kills you, ive only done it once and it was doing urban so yeah it hurt like fuck but a cup wouldnt have helped.
 
i was gona say, like its meant to protect from frontal shots, not really from your whole body weight from underneath
 
i think they should make a under pants type thing that has padding on your nuts and the area between ur ass and your balls
 
a choad is a short fat stubby cock......i call the area between the butthole and the sack either the sandbar,grundle, or taint any of those work
 
A cup wouldnt protect you from rails anyway. They only protect you from blow from the front. You'd only get your balls squished between the cup and the rail.
 
IF you make sure you commit and turn your ass all the way you wont nut, but you might eat shit
 
now while we are on the topic of cups, i need to tell a hilarious story.

So last year, for gym class, my mexican gym teacher had a student teacher. He was from a local college, and wanted to become a gym teacher once he left college. It was like his internship there for the second semester. He basically taught the class. But anyways, one day we were running outside, and we stopped and were all in like a circle stretching. We were talking with our student teacher about karate, and how hes like a millionth degree black belt. Some one asked what if you get kicked in the balls. The girls in our class kinda got grossed out, but they were in for an even grosser thing. Our teacher then began telling us a story of how not to wear spandex shorts under karate uniforms, while wearing a cup. He said that one guy was going up for a kick, another guy tried to kick him in the stomach, but got his foot right in his cup, and the cup sliced through his sack. One of his balls was rolling down his leg, and he said that blood was everywhere. They immeaditly put his ball on ice, and tried to stop the bleeding. They took him to the hospital, sewed it back on. Quite a funny thing for a teacher to say during a class.
 
i have never nutted, and i dont plan to so i just dont think abut it and try to land rails
 
a cup will help if you fall forward and are parrallel with the rail, but otherwise it wont do shit. as long as its not hangin near ur gooch ur good
 
i thought for sure i can was gonna nut first time i did a battleship, i was kind of scared of ripping my scrotum to tiny little bits but i laced it.
 
dude--- doin a 270 on today--- I don't know what happened-- but I totally t bagged the rail for the first time-- it didn't hurt as bad as a thought---just about the same as gettin ball tapped
 
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